the worst thing about a new job...

If it looks like a fork and it quacks like a fork...

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the worst thing about a new job...

Postby mr_j » Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:30 pm

...is waiting to find out if you got it. it's esp. hard if you're unemployed at the time, and you have nothing to do but wait by the phone. i talked to two places this past week, and i'm now waiting on that all-important phone call, and the waiting part is driving me CRAZY. ugh! hurry up and let me know, people.

what shall i do in the meantime? i got no computer at home, and i hate to watch TV....
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Postby Phyllis » Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:11 pm

go to a bowling alley. i bet there are some hot chicks there.
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Postby NerfHerder » Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:41 pm

See how many doughnuts you can fit on your genitals!
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Postby eebs » Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:27 pm

make sure the answering machine is working and doesn't have the short version of the big lebowski ready for the caller.... then head out somewhere quiet and enjoy the tranquility.
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Postby roach » Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:30 pm

paint your toenails.
think about me in the shower.
write the great american novel.
type love letters to people in old folks homes.
drugs.
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Postby monet2u » Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:02 pm

bake bread
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Postby ifihadahifi » Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:20 pm

type love letters to people in old folks homes.
That is the most awesomest idea ever.
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Postby ChrisLovesYou » Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:27 pm

Build a ship in a bottle.
Master the art of the 'touch'. (non-sexual)
Get several patents.
Buy the distribution rights to your favourite Turkish film.
Write a manifesto.
Practice swordplay.
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Postby monet2u » Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:32 pm

Build a ship in a bottle.
Practice swordplay (non sexual).
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Postby KathrynTheGreat » Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:48 pm

Solve the Middle East conflict.
Discover the cure for AIDS.
End world poverty.
B-dazzle things.
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Postby ifihadahifi » Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:54 pm

Get a job you couldn't give two shits about and quit on your first day.


I'm really considering this just for the sake of adventure.
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Postby Capricorndog » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:06 pm

write a song and then criticize it
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Postby jbfromoc » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:08 pm


B-dazzle things.

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Postby KathrynTheGreat » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:23 pm

"I made 10,000 in 2 weeks with my first bedazzler!"

Did you hear that, poor people? You too can b-dazzle your way out of the slums and into the Hamptons! Welfare no more! Order now!"
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Postby Steveums » Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:46 am

Practice swordplay.
I taught nerf this. I hope he remembers.
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