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I'm not trying to brag, but. . .

Postby mere1975 » Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:02 pm

I have a better vocabulary than the marketing people across my cubicle wall.

Last week, one complained that her boss was trying to show off because he said something about "bolstering their application volume" on the Web site. She was like, "What is BOLSTER?"

Today, her neighbor laughed that someone on a call just used "plethora."

Come on, now.

- Mere "hate to ruin your fun, but they're not showing off -- you just need a dictionary on hand!" 1975
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Postby Steveums » Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:03 pm

vocabuwhat?

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Postby aquaphase » Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:44 pm

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Postby Jan » Thu Jun 22, 2006 10:02 pm

Mere, you just need to learn to spell and you'll be sorted! (neighbors indeed!) ;)

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Postby mere1975 » Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:59 pm

Neighbour?

- Mere "flavour, colour, organise" 1975

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Postby Steveums » Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:00 am

Neighbour?

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Postby ifihadahifi » Sat Jun 24, 2006 12:09 pm

A co-worker and I are trying to use at least one fancy pants word a day.
We dang near get the giggles when we finally nail it. It's dumb as hell but makes the day go by faster, I guess. And it's making us have more smart.

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Postby katie » Sat Jun 24, 2006 6:40 pm

A co-worker and I are trying to use at least one fancy pants word a day.
We dang near get the giggles when we finally nail it. It's dumb as hell but makes the day go by faster, I guess. And it's making us have more smart.
the ex-boy and i do that, too. we call it the five dollar word and whoever uses it properly first wins.
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