Dates available for booking:
June 29 - July 14
Start your bidding.
Who wants to show him a Walmart? Wet & Wild? Six Flags? Rangers Game, as discussed?
You're also invited (especially Phyllis or Kristen or other young 'uns -- and Roach) to stay over at my place so you can entertain him and go on adventures while you are on summer break and I am at work!

- Mere "wish I had a summer break" 1975