You won't find anyone on myspace cooler than this boy...

If it looks like a fork and it quacks like a fork...

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You won't find anyone on myspace cooler than this boy...

Postby Jan » Sat Apr 15, 2006 1:31 pm

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... d=69770582

I really hope he is taking the piss.[/url]
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Postby Play-Doh » Sat Apr 15, 2006 3:18 pm

And all this time I thought Kevin Federline allready had a myspace.
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Postby stephen » Sat Apr 15, 2006 3:39 pm

he actually looks about 13.
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Postby shen » Sat Apr 15, 2006 3:46 pm

wtf?
Now I've seen a blue beginning
And I've seen a blue 'the end'
Set the scene for seaward swimming
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Postby Dogatron » Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:08 pm

wow

he should join pac 13
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Postby Irock » Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:46 pm

he actually looks about 13.
And white.
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Postby Devdog » Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:48 pm

Can someone decipher this for me?

About me:
yo whad up yall yess yess yall ha dis is illa killa aka devin. Im born and rainsed in da nasti nait 513 ya hurd? reppin da wood im straight hood nigga im lookin fo some fine bitches to gets my game on so if u a fly femal holla ahca boy 1 peace

I don't speak jive. :lol:

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Postby monet2u » Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:49 pm

hey leave my future baby's daddy alone...

as soon as he's "really" legal...it's on.
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Postby Jan » Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:52 pm

he actually looks about 13.
And white.
Well, he says he is of African descent... :lol:
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Postby katie » Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:56 pm

Can someone decipher this for me?

About me:
yo whad up yall yess yess yall ha dis is illa killa aka devin. Im born and rainsed in da nasti nait 513 ya hurd? reppin da wood im straight hood nigga im lookin fo some fine bitches to gets my game on so if u a fly femal holla ahca boy 1 peace
"hello everyone! yes, as you may have heard, this is the bomb diggity, aka devin. i was born and raised in "nasty natti" - Cincinatti - the 513, you know it! i'm representing the wood and i'm one real badass. i'm looking for some ladies to have lots of sex with so if you are a female with boobs, give me a call and we'll do it. later!"
dread stuff

NEW ETSY NEW ETSY NEW ETSY

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Postby James » Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:05 pm

he actually looks about 13.
And white.
Well, he says he is of African descent... :lol:
he's of black/african descent kinda like everyone is...


and it's shitsinati. i should email him...
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Postby mdmusick » Sat Apr 15, 2006 6:55 pm

as hard as he be, he still isn't nearly as cool as...


DRAXULA!!!

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... d=15731980
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Postby Dogatron » Sat Apr 15, 2006 7:29 pm

as hard as he be, he still isn't nearly as cool as...


DRAXULA!!!

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... d=15731980
for someone who doesn't have a reflection I bet he looks in the mirror an awful lot to maintain that fantastic muzzy
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Postby Jan » Sat Apr 15, 2006 7:30 pm

Mixed breed dragon/vampire?!?!?

How do dragons and vampires fuck??

I smell shite!
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Postby Irock » Sat Apr 15, 2006 7:53 pm

How do dragons and vampires fuck??
I think this tourtuously unanswerable question is at the source of Draxula's dark, brooding soul.

I like how he's displayed all his quiz results like credentials, to prove he's not bullshitting.

And I love this:
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