"Joe the Plumber" isn't

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"Joe the Plumber" isn't

Postby aquaphase » Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:52 pm

http://www.toledoblade.com/apps/pbcs.dl ... /810160418

also, another sign of a confirmed "zombie McCain"
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Re: "Joe the Plumber" isn't

Postby Irock » Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:22 pm

haaaa.
"There's a lot more important issues than me, and I'm starting to feel a little uncomfortable with it,"
Which is why he's still giving interviews I guess.
"Everyone's more worried about what Joe the Plumber has to say than what Obama or McCain has to say."
Um, no they're not.
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Re: "Joe the Plumber" isn't

Postby monet2u » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:50 pm

what about "women's health issues" being overrated... :roll: bastard

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Re: "Joe the Plumber" isn't

Postby roach » Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:32 am

or the part where plastic surgery is the same as transplants.

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Re: "Joe the Plumber" isn't

Postby katie » Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:39 am

my favorite part was him comparing cosmetic surgery to transplants. mother fucker.

ka"like your robowife is comparable to someone who needs a heart transplant"tie
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Re: "Joe the Plumber" isn't

Postby monet2u » Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:34 pm

^^he probably needs both...well we know he could benefit from one at least.

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Re: "Joe the Plumber" isn't

Postby Dalya » Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:22 pm

Yeah its elective surgery. You ELECT not to die. It's totally a choice.
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Re: "Joe the Plumber" isn't

Postby Irock » Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:35 pm

^^he probably needs both...well we know he could benefit from one at least.
But they can't do soul transplants yet can they?
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Re: "Joe the Plumber" isn't

Postby ChrisLovesYou » Sat Oct 18, 2008 1:20 am

Yeah its elective surgery. You ELECT not to die. It's totally a choice.
If God-Jesus wanted you to live, he wouldn't have given you shitty organs. Q.E.D.
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Re: "Joe the Plumber" isn't

Postby zenmomma » Sat Oct 18, 2008 12:27 pm

also, another sign of a confirmed "zombie McCain"
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The guys at work were looking at this photo and asking why he was making that face.

Thoughtful speculation brought the following:
* he just ate a marmite sandwich
* he just ate some Twiglets
* someone switched his normal gum with Airwaves gum (mega menthol gum)

I thought it was funny the only possibilities had to do with British products.

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Re: "Joe the Plumber" isn't

Postby mere1975 » Sat Oct 18, 2008 6:02 pm

Know what's in my parents' yard?

A McCain-Palin sign.

Their first yard sign ever.

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Re: "Joe the Plumber" isn't

Postby katie » Sat Oct 18, 2008 6:41 pm

Know what's in my parents' yard?

A McCain-Palin sign.

Their first yard sign ever.

- Mere "RESTRAINT" 1975
gasp! you are a strong, strong lady.

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Re: "Joe the Plumber" isn't

Postby monet2u » Sat Oct 18, 2008 9:39 pm

Know what's in my parents' yard?

A McCain-Palin sign.

Their first yard sign ever.

- Mere "RESTRAINT" 1975

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My didn't like Obama she was for Clinton. But after his speech at the DNC she was completey in his camp. Prior everytime we had a conversation about him...she would get angry and "end" the conversation. She saw him differently after his speech and saw that he can do the job! If she hadn't I would have stolen her ballot and voted for her because I'm a good kid. ;-)

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Re: "Joe the Plumber" isn't

Postby Tracy » Sat Oct 18, 2008 11:12 pm

If she hadn't I would have stolen her ballot and voted for her because I'm a good kid. ;-)
Tough love.



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Re: "Joe the Plumber" isn't

Postby ChrisLovesYou » Sun Oct 19, 2008 4:26 am

If she hadn't I would have stolen her ballot and voted for her because I'm a good kid. ;-)
Tough love.



(My friend in SF, the one who was an extra in "Milk", sent our Yahoo! group an email saying he would match our contributions to "No on 8". Last I heard, he's had to cough up $325 to the cause-'cause we're awesome. Only one of our group, besides him, lives in CA.)
Too bad the Yes on 8 crowd is willing to sacrifice their childrens' education in favour of oppressing gays!

Yes, that's right, people are literally giving up their savings for this.

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