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Postby aquaphase » Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:35 pm

It really doesn't get much dumber than this. Plus, Red Lobster tie-in!!!!
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Postby roach » Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:33 pm

he had them going for a bit.
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Postby aquaphase » Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:33 pm

My thought was that if I worked at Red Lobster for 32 years, I'd off myself as well.
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Postby roach » Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:46 pm

and being in charge of anything from the ft worth 'burbs to el paso has got to be life endingly awesome.
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Postby Dalya » Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:34 pm

"The first clue was the bundle of white helium balloons, with the gun still attached, found snagged on bushes and cactus near Mr. Hickman's body."

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Postby Irock » Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:09 pm

Damn. I just feel sorry for his wife and kid.
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