Fucking Ducks

squeezle · Postby **squeezle** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:50 pm

8 little ducklings got stuck in out pool

so i built a duck ramp

and herded the ducks toward it

until one brave duckling figured it out

and the rest followed

then they we so tired from swimming all day that they fell asleep on the spot

squeezle · Postby **squeezle** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:18 pm

little bastards slept for about an hour and a half and are now back in the pool.... fucking ducks

Phyllis · Postby **Phyllis** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:45 pm

awwwwwwwwwwww
they can't be as bad as camels

monet2u · Postby **monet2u** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:45 pm

ok for starters...you have a POOL! damn

and those ducks are so cute. where did they come from? how did they find your pool? crazy.

mere1975 · Postby **mere1975** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:58 pm

I WANT DUCKS IN MY BACKYARD!!!

- Mere "the birds have been going nuts for the food Sam put out there this week. . . no baby ducklings though" 1975

Dalya · Postby **Dalya** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:23 am

edit: accidental repost

Dalya · Postby **Dalya** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:23 am

i like shauna angrily building a duckling-accessible ramp. like, angry and reluctant consideration for others.

Irock · Postby **Irock** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:37 pm

They're all going to come back next year as grown ducks and bring all their friends. They you'll be sorry you didn't let the skimmer take em.

Rubbs · Postby **Rubbs** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:56 pm

You must name these ducks the Sopranos.

Postby **aquaphase** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:04 pm

ok for starters...you have a POOL! damn

and those ducks are so cute. where did they come from? how did they find your pool? crazy.

Our house is next to several creeks. As such, we typically have foxes, skunks, raccoons, ducks, oppossums or other small creatures frolicking around. The ducks are gone now (they left near twilight), but I think squeezle is going to be running a duckie daycamp for the rest of the summer.

squeezle · Postby **squeezle** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:02 pm

You must name these ducks the Sopranos.

i was going to name the ducklings...

Peking
Confit
Crispy
a'Lorange
Tur-ken
Sausage
Roasted
Pate

and the mama...

Foie Gras

monet2u · Postby **monet2u** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:28 pm

You must name these ducks the Sopranos.
i was going to name the ducklings...

Peking
Confit
Crispy
a'Lorange
Tur-ken
Sausage
Roasted
Pate

and the mama...

Foie Gras

nice...and tasty!

mere1975 · Postby **mere1975** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:06 pm

Tur-ken

I like Rubberman's idea:

Meadow
A.J.
Christopher
Uncle Junior
Paulie
Ade
Janice
Tony

and the mom, Carmela

- Mere "OHHH!" 1975

Tracy · Postby **Tracy** » Sat Jul 12, 2008 12:50 am

I WANT DUCKS IN MY BACKYARD!!!

- Mere "the birds have been going nuts for the food Sam put out there this week. . . no baby ducklings though" 1975

I hope your ducks are smarter/neater than the ones where we lived in Louisiana. I took care of our neighbors' pool while they were in Texas and their house was on the market. Those bayou ducks pooped on the side and in the pool and I even found a duck egg on the bottom once when I was cleaning it.

Irock · Postby **Irock** » Sat Jul 12, 2008 1:09 am

I WANT DUCKS IN MY BACKYARD!!!

- Mere "the birds have been going nuts for the food Sam put out there this week. . . no baby ducklings though" 1975
I hope your ducks are smarter/neater than the ones where we lived in Louisiana. I took care of our neighbors' pool while they were in Texas and their house was on the market. Those bayou ducks pooped on the side and in the pool and I even found a duck egg on the bottom once when I was cleaning it.

Hell I'm moving in next to you.

i "Tracy's a REALLY good neighbor, I clean pools for no one." rock

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