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Postby ifihadahifi » Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:07 pm

Yes. I remember. But that was a long, long.... long, long time ago.

What's the most daring feat you've ever performed before a crowd?

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Postby monet2u » Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:24 pm

I did some mean disco roller skating moves when I was a wee lass.



Ever break any of your bones?

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Postby roach » Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:28 pm

wrist. arm. couple fingers. couple toes.


do you have a favorite judge program on the teevee? if yes, who?

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Postby mere1975 » Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:05 pm

Old school: Judge Wopner on the People's Court.

Did you ever think people on TV looked like people you knew when you were a kid?

- Mere "thought that Captain Kangaroo and the Quaker Oats guy looked like my Pop" 1975
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Postby Irock » Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:26 pm

No, but I DID wonder what the people in cartoons looked like when they took off their costumes.

Did you ever draw comic books as a kid? Or were you ever in any comic books your friends made?
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Postby eebs » Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:31 pm

i was in a comic book once - we did one of those picture stories like you get in the papers of a bunch of us pretending to be super heroes in a park. The real action was actually happening around us as the police were chasing a bunch of glue sniffing kids around the place. lord knows what happened to the original photos that we butchered to add in thought and voice bubbles.

what excellent things are you doing today?

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Postby katie » Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:37 pm

i had a 1pm show, then a couple hours off. so i'm sitting currently outside the mall by work, stealing wireless internet, and then back in a few minutes for my other show. don't know if that qualifies as excellent, but it's what's happening today.

what happened this week to make you smile?
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Postby roach » Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:21 pm

the one known as "smiles" knows.

aren't nicknames just the bees knees???

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Postby Jan » Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:16 pm

I think nicknames are only good if they have a good story to them. So, no "big Dave" because Dave is tall or Beans because the person's surname is Heinz. Nicknames like Stab, because they stabbed their mother, or Bob the Hat because he's never been seen wearing at hat.

What would you prefer: A helper monkey or a helper Giraffe?

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Postby mere1975 » Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:47 pm

Helper monkey seems more practical, and I bet he'd get into more interesting hijinks than a helper giraffe.

If you could hire a personal assistant, what would be his/her first assigned task?

- Mere "do my taxes please" 1975

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Postby katie » Fri Apr 04, 2008 3:34 pm

pack my shit and move it to texas.

if you could skip one hygiene ritual without repercussion, what would it be?

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Postby Irock » Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:44 pm

Washing my hair.

How often do you floss? No really.
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Postby monet2u » Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:49 pm

I'm trying to be better about it... I had gotten up to once a day, but I've slipped. to a couple times a week. My dentist says I better or I'll have to have another root scraping. yuck


Ever had a root scraping/cleaning?

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Postby eebs » Sat Apr 05, 2008 3:50 am

nope, it sounds painful mind so i hope you don't have to have another one!

why is it since the clocks went forward that the birds have started singing in the morning?

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Postby mere1975 » Sat Apr 05, 2008 2:11 pm

They were always singing; you were just asleep?

(And I would still wash my hair, but def. skip drying my hair.)


Do you like going to exhibitions such as auto shows, fashion shows, boat shows, etc.?

- Mere "going to the auto show to see which used cars we might buy in 2-3 years" 1975

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