ree-ree's posting about Wild Turkey and Diet Rite got me reminiscing about my wacky days of "dare drinks". The funny thing is that several of our "dare drinks" turned out pretty good.
"Yoda's and Shit" - Jack Daniels and Grape Gatorade (yummy yum yum good stuff)
Vodka and Milk (avoid like the plague)
Jack 'n Jus - Jack Daniels and Au Jus left over from Italian beef sammiches. Probably the one good thing about one of my last Chicago trips.
off the wall drink combos
Moderator: aquaphase
- aquaphase
- Gabel Gabel Hey!
- Posts: 3482
- Joined: Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:28 am
- Location: right here
- Contact:
off the wall drink combos

- mr_j
- Posts: 1840
- Joined: Thu Nov 17, 2005 4:39 pm
- Location: with an underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
- Contact:
if it makes you feel better, i'm not talking about QUALITY red wine. i'm talking about box wine or some other cheap, rotgut type stuff.dear mr josephred wine and coke is good
I am not a religious man, but you are going STRAIGHT TO HELL
You might as well do whatever you want, 'cause there's no going back now
love
steveums
- betty brown
- Posts: 76
- Joined: Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:16 pm
- Location: the city with the cool bands
- Contact:
- mr_j
- Posts: 1840
- Joined: Thu Nov 17, 2005 4:39 pm
- Location: with an underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
- Contact:
hheheheh
here's one from my high school days.
there was a teacher who was a notorious drunk. she kept a flask in her desk, and would sip on it between classes. this was discovered one day when a friend of mine had to go to the school TV studio, which was in a nook with the teacher's lounge. after dropping off some equipment, he slipped down into the lounge to buy a bag of chips, and he secretly saw her drinking from it in the workroom. he told a few of us about it, but we didn't believe him--which, of course, is all the fodder a budding stoner needs for wacky adventure!
so during her daily conference period, he went down to her room, and lo and behold, she wasn't there. so he went through her purse and found the bottle--it was full. the following night was a Van Halen concert, and so during our drive to the show, he pulled out the bottle. I took a swig of it and it was nasty, so i quicky grabbed the nearest bottle, which was a bottle of Cinnamon Schnapps. happily enough, mixing the two worked like gangbusters, and so, thus was christened our new drink, our new, one-time-only, spur-of-the-moment, rock-and-roll, have-no-idea-what-else-is-in it drink:
HOT FOR TEACHER!
here's one from my high school days.
there was a teacher who was a notorious drunk. she kept a flask in her desk, and would sip on it between classes. this was discovered one day when a friend of mine had to go to the school TV studio, which was in a nook with the teacher's lounge. after dropping off some equipment, he slipped down into the lounge to buy a bag of chips, and he secretly saw her drinking from it in the workroom. he told a few of us about it, but we didn't believe him--which, of course, is all the fodder a budding stoner needs for wacky adventure!
so during her daily conference period, he went down to her room, and lo and behold, she wasn't there. so he went through her purse and found the bottle--it was full. the following night was a Van Halen concert, and so during our drive to the show, he pulled out the bottle. I took a swig of it and it was nasty, so i quicky grabbed the nearest bottle, which was a bottle of Cinnamon Schnapps. happily enough, mixing the two worked like gangbusters, and so, thus was christened our new drink, our new, one-time-only, spur-of-the-moment, rock-and-roll, have-no-idea-what-else-is-in it drink:
HOT FOR TEACHER!
- aquaphase
- Gabel Gabel Hey!
- Posts: 3482
- Joined: Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:28 am
- Location: right here
- Contact:
but what was in the flask?hheheheh
here's one from my high school days.
there was a teacher who was a notorious drunk. she kept a flask in her desk, and would sip on it between classes. this was discovered one day when a friend of mine had to go to the school TV studio, which was in a nook with the teacher's lounge. after dropping off some equipment, he slipped down into the lounge to buy a bag of chips, and he secretly saw her drinking from it in the workroom. he told a few of us about it, but we didn't believe him--which, of course, is all the fodder a budding stoner needs for wacky adventure!
so during her daily conference period, he went down to her room, and lo and behold, she wasn't there. so he went through her purse and found the bottle--it was full. the following night was a Van Halen concert, and so during our drive to the show, he pulled out the bottle. I took a swig of it and it was nasty, so i quicky grabbed the nearest bottle, which was a bottle of Cinnamon Schnapps. happily enough, mixing the two worked like gangbusters, and so, thus was christened our new drink, our new, one-time-only, spur-of-the-moment, rock-and-roll, have-no-idea-what-else-is-in it drink:
HOT FOR TEACHER!

Return to “Slapdash Incongruities”
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 28 guests