the never ending conflict

[ifihadahifi]

of cat vs tortoise

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul0gfCyeiyM[/youtube]

Made me wince because tortoise bites hurt like hell

[monet2u]

omg that turtle is relentless...

[mere1975]

That orange cat played it a little too nonchalantly for my taste. I cringe at the thought of a chomp on the tail!

- Mere "who says turtles are slow?" 1975

[Irock]

Hillarious.
That tortise is a badass. And those cats are pansies.

[sam]

It even looks like the cat, after the fifth or sixth run, is like, you've got to be kidding me, but the turtle keeps coming straight for the throat.

[NerfHerder]

Every time the turtle went in, I thought "Man, this is going to be the one. The turtle is going to chomp into the jugular, blood is going to spurt out and that cat is going to fucking die."

[Tracy]

It looks like a turtle-bot being operated by remote control.


(I know it's really a tortoise but tortoise-bot just sounded weird.)

[NerfHerder]

ONE DAY ALL WILL BE _______BOT AND MAYBE THEN IT WON'T SOUND SO WEIRD.

[squeezle]

today i saw CAT vs. SQUIRREL

CAT: 1
SQUIRREL: 0

[mere1975]

This weekend, Sam and I saw a DRAW between a dive-bombing mockingbird and a squirrel.

- Mere "seemed like the mockingbird had him until the bird lost interest" 1975

[Dalya]

that turtle should be named chompers. or chompsky.

[zenmomma]

that turtle should be named chompers. or chompsky.

I want a turtle. I have a turtle key ring, maybe I'll name him Chompsky.