Nationals in FL

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Nationals in FL

Postby Dalya » Wed Apr 04, 2007 6:10 am

leaving tomorrow for nationals (cheerleading) in daytona beach. our division wont be on tv, even if we win, bc we're all girls.

we've never once done our whole routine all the way through with the music and everything. 1 girl has broken fingers, 1 girl has whiplash and a possible concussion, i have what is hopefully tendonitis in my elbow (and not something that will require surgery). and probably 80% of us now have chronic back pain that never goes away.

if we get through the routine without anyone getting hurt, it will be a miracle, let alone actually doing everything correctly and looking good.

go comets!

everyone please send strong thoughts to my elbow and back so they don't die.
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Postby ifihadahifi » Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:14 pm

Go! Go! Go you mighty elbow! Go!

(So, who gets cheerleaders all pumped up for competition?)

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Postby aquaphase » Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:29 pm

Go! Go! Go you mighty elbow! Go!

(So, who gets cheerleaders all pumped up for competition?)
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Postby ifihadahifi » Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:46 pm

(So, who gets cheerleaders all pumped up for competition?)
fluffers
Boy, someone should make a movie about that.

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Postby mere1975 » Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:50 pm

I hope the girl with whiplash competes with one of those big foam collars on!

Think of the sympathy scores you'd get.

- Mere "break a leg, er, no, don't do that -- but kick A at nationals!" 1975

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Postby roach » Wed Apr 04, 2007 4:06 pm

i hope it's already been brooughten.

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Postby Irock » Wed Apr 04, 2007 4:41 pm

i hope it's already been brooughten.
Now I'm gonna rent Bring It On and picture Dalya the whole time instead of Kristin Dunst.

GOOD LUCK!!
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Postby mere1975 » Wed Apr 04, 2007 6:18 pm

<----- Check me out.

Go Dalya!
Go Comets!
Do a hurkey and a split jump!

- Mere "stalkdalya.com" 1975

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Postby aquaphase » Wed Apr 04, 2007 6:48 pm

I'm gonna fill this out for our next Forkers function.


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Postby monet2u » Wed Apr 04, 2007 7:17 pm

I'm just wondering where have all the pom poms gone?

good luck!


I've totally watched some of that competition on tv before and damn those guys/gals are being tossed all over the place.

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Postby ifihadahifi » Wed Apr 04, 2007 7:36 pm

I'm just wondering where have all the pom poms gone?
They've shrank to the size of grapefruits.

Like baseball pants got long.
And basketball shorts turned into cullotes.

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Postby squeezle » Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:09 pm

I'm just wondering where have all the pom poms gone?
I read this as p-o-r-n p-o-m-s and was very confused. anywhoo....


Give me a:
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A (A)
L (L)
Y (Y)
A (A)

GOOOOooooo DALYA!!!
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Postby eebs » Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:14 pm

be careful with the tossing and have a good time :D

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Postby Irock » Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:57 pm

..and be good! We don't want to see you on Daytona Beach in any Girls Gone Wild movie, either.

i "the very special gimp-cheerleader edition" rock
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Postby Sybil » Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:40 pm

I'm gonna fill this out for our next Forkers function.
"If you selected Cheerleaders or Power Dancers, how many members do you need? ___________"

That looks like a dubious questionnaire. But of course, we need only the one! Gooooooooo Dalya!

Sybil


p.s. I also do not want you to turn up in any "girls gone wild" videos, missy!
Are you on the list?


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