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House party!

Postby ChrisLovesYou » Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:53 pm

So the thing on everyone's minds up here in Sarnia is this house party some kid at my school had that resulted in hundreds of thousands of dollars in damages. A toilet fell through the ceiling, a piano was thrown down the stairs, TVs and stereos were stolen and walls were punched through. They reckon about a hundred and fifty kids between 14-17 were there.

Am I a bad person for thinking that sounds friggin' awesome?
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Postby Doomius » Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:02 pm

Sounds like a hell of a party!.....or another teen comedy.
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Postby Sybil » Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:10 pm

Hundreds of thousands of dollars damage? Canadian?

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Postby roach » Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:26 pm

sounds pretty awesome if you aren't the poor dumbass who threw the party.


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Postby monet2u » Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:27 pm

it's not a party until the cops show up.
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Postby aquaphase » Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:29 pm

Hundreds of thousands of dollars damage? Canadian?
Sooo, about US$30?

I've fucked up a few houses in my time, even put a gangbanger through a television, but I've never thrown shits down the damn stairs. Fuck, I'm out of practice.
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Postby roach » Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:35 pm

i threw a plastic chair off my roof. it broke. i was sad because I didn't mean to break it, I just wanted it off the roof. oh, and peeing off the roof is fun too.
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Postby monet2u » Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:37 pm

oh, and peeing off the roof is fun too.
not when you have to hang your ass over the edge it's not.
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Postby roach » Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:44 pm

oh, and peeing off the roof is fun too.
not when you have to hang your ass over the edge it's not.
lucky for me I come with a penis.

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Postby Sybil » Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:24 am

lucky for me I come with a penis.
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Postby mere1975 » Fri Mar 09, 2007 3:14 am

Wait, I saw this one.

Anthony Michael Hall's in it, right?

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Postby ChrisLovesYou » Fri Mar 09, 2007 3:25 am

sounds pretty awesome if you aren't the poor dumbass who threw the party.
She was passed out with her head in a bucket by about 8:30, I'm told.
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Postby roach » Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:50 am

sounds pretty awesome if you aren't the poor dumbass who threw the party.
She was passed out with her head in a bucket by about 8:30, I'm told.

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Postby Rubbs » Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:19 pm

I tossed a sofa off of lover's leap in cameron Park (with help). I felt a little guilty about it seconds later.
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Postby ifihadahifi » Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:05 pm

I bludgeoned a cat to death once.... er.... twice.

And it wasn't even a party. That's how crazy I am.
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