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Postby Dalya » Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:45 am

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Postby mere1975 » Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:19 pm

"Here," said Frito-Lay CEO Al Carey as he disgustedly tossed a bag of the company's new Flat Earth-brand snack crisps onto the lectern...

- Mere "I love the idea of a bratty potato chip CEO" 1975

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Postby Irock » Thu Mar 08, 2007 2:07 pm

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Frito-Lay delivery people drop off a "bunch of bullshit to some pricks somewhere."
I love The Onion.
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Postby sam » Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:06 pm

Your organization has chosen to limit viewing of this site (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/54916), due to the rating of its content (profanity,mature humor).
How about this for profanity, motherfucker.

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Postby mr_j » Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:25 pm

this is easily one of the funniest things I've seen in The Onion in a long, long time!

mr. '"Weren't Sun Chips healthy enough for you, you goddamn hippie bastards?" Carey added"' j
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Postby Dalya » Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:44 pm

i know!!!! haha hippie bastards. so true. fucking smelly hippies.

i havent looked at the onion in like a year but i thought that was so funny. another funny headline was something like "michigan unemployment rises due to the closings of several michigan unemployment offices"

also true. and funny.
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Postby sam » Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:47 am

If you are looking for the closest actual thing to their fictional product, this would be it:

http://www.mealpack.com/products.html

It is, by far, the worste "food" experience I have ever had.


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