i have been informed that the dude resembles a lady

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i have been informed that the dude resembles a lady

Postby ChrisLovesYou » Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:32 am

Aerosmith and Toby Keith are headlining the local music festival.

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Postby aquaphase » Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:41 am

Fuck you. What's wrong w/ Aerosmith?
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Postby roach » Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:38 am

i saw aerosmith a couple summers ago, I was rather impressed. and i got me a girlfriend that show. the ladies like them some aerosmith.

mr keith is a cunt though.



and looking at past performers, did you really expect more from this fest?

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Postby mere1975 » Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:07 pm

I saw Aerosmith in 1990 or 1991 on the Pump tour and they KICKED ASS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Seriously, though, they sounded great -- even at an outdoor mega venue.

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Postby James » Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:46 pm

I have seen Aerosmith four times. Sometimes after they've released good albums, most of the time after bad ones.


Every single time, they FUCKING ROCKED!


Complain about Toby Keith all you want, but don't diss on Aerosmith unless you've seen them and they sucked. I've not heard that uttered by anyone who's actually seen them though...
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Postby Irock » Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:03 pm

wtf. What kind of a festival makes you pay separately for the acts? How is that a festival?
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Postby zenmomma » Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:22 pm

*crying neva4get eagle*
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Postby NerfHerder » Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:16 am

Aerosmith sucks because they completely butchered Bull Moose Jackson's "Big Ten Inch Record."

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Postby ChrisLovesYou » Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:11 am

Fuck you. What's wrong w/ Aerosmith?
I can think of a couple things
and looking at past performers, did you really expect more from this fest?
I never expect anything from this festival and it always disappoints me.
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Postby roach » Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:02 am

I never expect anything from this festival and it always disappoints me.
and then the point was? dotdotdot?

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Postby roach » Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:08 am

Fuck you. What's wrong w/ Aerosmith?
I can think of a couple things
playa hate saga, aerosmith just got caught in the same trap that I was caught in in 1994. you don't know what it was like back then. the dark days. whoa, man.


i see your point but you must be forgeting this one point:



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Postby James » Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:14 am

Aerosmith sucks because they completely butchered Bull Moose Jackson's "Big Ten Inch Record."

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point taken. but i never said all of their albums rule; a lot of them don't. fortunately, they don't play any of that shit in concert...live they're a different animal.
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