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If it looks like a fork and it quacks like a fork...

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i am up for a new job...

Postby mr_j » Wed Feb 07, 2007 3:19 pm

..as a reference/research librarian, and if i am hired, i want you to know right now that it is my intention to hang out and spend time with you forkers more. you know, the whole 'good job=good pay=good times' thing. if you forkers will have me, that is

because the lack of money has been the major cause of my reclusiveness....
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Postby monet2u » Wed Feb 07, 2007 3:27 pm

bout time :wink: ...GOOD LUCK mr j!!!!!!

of course this job means...more useless tidbits from the desk of mr j I suppose. :lol:

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Postby mr_j » Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:11 pm

bout time :wink: ...GOOD LUCK mr j!!!!!!

of course this job means...more useless tidbits from the desk of mr j I suppose. :lol:

you're pretty uppity for a post-whore :twisted:

(but thanks for the well-wishes)

i prolly won't have too much time for such matters, actually. i'm doing a *lot* of new things and a lot of community action/volunteer work, too.
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Postby James » Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:14 pm

bout time :wink: ...GOOD LUCK mr j!!!!!!

of course this job means...more useless tidbits from the desk of mr j I suppose. :lol:

you're pretty uppity for a post-whore :twisted:

(but thanks for the well-wishes)

i prolly won't have too much time for such matters, actually. i'm doing a *lot* of new things and a lot of community action/volunteer work, too.
if she's a post whore at 1145, does that make you a post bukkake slut at 1151?
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Postby mr_j » Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:15 pm

bout time :wink: ...GOOD LUCK mr j!!!!!!

of course this job means...more useless tidbits from the desk of mr j I suppose. :lol:

you're pretty uppity for a post-whore :twisted:

(but thanks for the well-wishes)

i prolly won't have too much time for such matters, actually. i'm doing a *lot* of new things and a lot of community action/volunteer work, too.
if she's a post whore at 1145, does that make you a post bukkake slut at 1151?
touche! :lol: pedals1

i should clarify and say 'ex-post whore'
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Postby monet2u » Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:14 pm

that's right former...I've been reformed! :lol:

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Postby Dalya » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:11 pm

hey...

i think you have to actually learn how to find and cite sources it be a reference librarian. just FYI.

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Postby mr_j » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:29 pm

hey...

i think you have to actually learn how to find and cite sources it be a reference librarian. just FYI.

dal "all blonde girls have trust funds and can't read" (Joseph, 2004). ya
you forgot to make a notation of my notation, dal

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Postby mr_j » Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:27 pm

fyi...didn't get it.
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Postby mere1975 » Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:55 pm

Crap, sorry.

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Postby mr_j » Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:57 pm

heh, that's actually tempting. i'm super-depressed about it all...

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Postby Irock » Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:19 pm

So, no Parker-Posey-Party-Girl inspired after hours library antics?
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Postby roach » Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:55 pm

So, no Parker-Posey-Party-Girl inspired after hours library antics?

man that is such a fucking hott movie. i think i want to close my eyes and think about my girl parker now...

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Postby Dalya » Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:21 am

i'd do it with parker posey.

sorry, j.

p.s. parker posey was in the NY Times crossword on sunday and i felt happy for her and for me because i knew the answer.
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Postby mere1975 » Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:08 pm

p.s. parker posey was in the NY Times crossword on sunday and i felt happy for her and for me because i knew the answer.
I liked it in You've Got Mail (don't laugh) when they were trapped in the elevator and they're all like "when I get out, I'm going to tell my family I love them" and she said something like, "Doesn't anyone have a TIC TAC?! I'm starving!"

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