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Postby mr_j » Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:23 pm

did rosie o'donnell cause anna's final drug-fuelled escape?
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Postby Tracy » Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:17 pm

He must have had pharmaceutical help. This is from imdb.com. I wonder what became of the lawsuit.
Zsa Zsa's Hubby Addicted To Viagra
9 November 2000 (WENN)
Actress Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband is suing the makers of Viagra - claiming the sex aid drug has made him impotent. Prince Frederic von Anhalt, 59, says that after taking the infamous blue pills he now cannot get aroused without their aid - and it's driven his 83-year-old wife to therapy. He reveals, "At first I took the stuff to increase my desire - now nothing happens at all without Viagra. I have doctors' testimony which confirms this. Zsa Zsa poor thing, is completely under it with her nerves and has even had to go to a clinic. After all she also has her needs - which should be satisfied." News of the lawsuit rounded off a terrible day for makers of Viagra, Pfizer - they lost the patented rights to exclusively produce the drug in a London court yesterday.
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Postby Dogatron » Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:36 am

He must have had pharmaceutical help. This is from imdb.com. I wonder what became of the lawsuit.
Zsa Zsa's Hubby Addicted To Viagra
9 November 2000 (WENN)
Actress Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband is suing the makers of Viagra - claiming the sex aid drug has made him impotent. Prince Frederic von Anhalt, 59, says that after taking the infamous blue pills he now cannot get aroused without their aid - and it's driven his 83-year-old wife to therapy. He reveals, "At first I took the stuff to increase my desire - now nothing happens at all without Viagra. I have doctors' testimony which confirms this. Zsa Zsa poor thing, is completely under it with her nerves and has even had to go to a clinic. After all she also has her needs - which should be satisfied." News of the lawsuit rounded off a terrible day for makers of Viagra, Pfizer - they lost the patented rights to exclusively produce the drug in a London court yesterday.
That poor child. I hope for the best for her.
I think the fact that he was banging an 83 year old might be the reason he was impotent.
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Postby Rebecca » Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:38 am

At work today, FOX news was on in the next room, and I swear they gave an Anna Nicole update at least twice an hour.

1. I can't believe that any news outlet is STILL talking about it. You'd think she was Princess Diana based on the coverage.

2. I can't believe that FOX of all things is spending so much time reporting on someone whose only talent in life was being naked.

3. At one point I heard them speculate that Anna Nicole had become pregnant from the frozen sperm of J. Howard Marshall. :roll:

4. I was also surprised that they pronounced "Mexia" correctly.

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Postby mere1975 » Sun Feb 11, 2007 6:34 am

4. I was also surprised that they pronounced "Mexia" correctly.
I remember about 10 years ago, Molly Shannon played Anna Nicole on Saturday Night Live and she ended with, "KISS MY ASS, MEXIA, TEXAS!"

Now when I hear Mexia, I think that.

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Postby Phyllis » Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:24 pm

i don't remember the news talking this much about steve irwin's death. and steve irwin was a hundred billion times more awesome in every single way than anna nicole smith.

i was flipping channels last night and sure enough cnn and fox's headlines were "ANNA NICOLE SMITH DEAD AT 39"

wtf is up with that
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Postby James » Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:27 pm

This should be all the proof you need:


FOX NEWS ISN'T NEWS!
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Postby roach » Sun Feb 11, 2007 5:49 pm

i don't remember the news talking this much about steve irwin's death. and steve irwin was a hundred billion times more awesome in every single way than anna nicole smith.

i was flipping channels last night and sure enough cnn and fox's headlines were "ANNA NICOLE SMITH DEAD AT 39"

wtf is up with that

if the majority of white men in the us wanted to fuck steve irwin he would have been covered this much. unlucky for him only 49% of men wanted to fuck him. and he wasn't a dumb ass pill junkie.

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Postby mere1975 » Mon Feb 12, 2007 1:59 pm

Whatchu talkin bout, Phyllis?


Steve Irwin was all over the news the week he died!

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Postby Phyllis » Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:10 pm

yeah but it wasn't the headlining story for the most part.
i was flipping channels last night and guess who was still talking about anna nicole smith.
basically the same exact headline about her dying was up on fox news.

the news talked about him, but not like THIS.
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Postby ChrisLovesYou » Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:12 am

"Is Anna Nicole Smtih still dead?"

"Yes, and we'll have more on that later."
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