Bringing up the rear

If it looks like a fork and it quacks like a fork...

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Bringing up the rear

Postby mere1975 » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:22 pm

. . . on this 4.0 train!

TOOT TOOT!

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Postby aquaphase » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:23 pm

This just proves that Forkers are some of the smartest people on the planet. Well done studential types.
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Postby Irock » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:56 pm

As if there was ever any doubt.

Congrats!
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Postby mr_j » Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:00 pm

if i were still in school, i'd have a 4.0 too. but i'm not in school, so i don't have a 4.0..

but congrats to all you smart forkers!
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Postby Irock » Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:29 pm

if i were still in school, i'd have a 4.0 too. but i'm not in school, so i don't have a 4.0.
Do you get points for that?
I don't think you get points for that.

It's sort of like, "if I were a marathon runner, I'd totally win."

But I'll give you an E for effort. Which - on a four-point scale - is worth nothing.
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Postby monet2u » Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:53 pm

well done Mere. you ladies are smart :D

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Postby mr_j » Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:59 pm

if i were still in school, i'd have a 4.0 too. but i'm not in school, so i don't have a 4.0.
Do you get points for that?
I don't think you get points for that.

It's sort of like, "if I were a marathon runner, I'd totally win."

But I'll give you an E for effort. Which - on a four-point scale - is worth nothing.
but i got to use the rarely-used second conditional case!
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Postby squeezle » Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:38 pm

YAY!! now you can get rid of your brain juice too.

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Postby mere1975 » Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:03 pm

Oh, the brain juice is long gone.

It was gone before I had to perform the macarena to an atonal Schoenberg dirge, representing the women of the Bauhaus weaving workshops, working together in a harmonious artistic journey.

I'd never felt so "art school."

- Mere "after the catalogs, papers, sculptures and museum critiques were done" 1975

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Postby Rebecca » Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:35 pm

Congrats Mere!

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Postby Irock » Tue Dec 19, 2006 3:06 pm

if i were still in school, i'd have a 4.0 too. but i'm not in school, so i don't have a 4.0.
Do you get points for that?
I don't think you get points for that.

It's sort of like, "if I were a marathon runner, I'd totally win."

But I'll give you an E for effort. Which - on a four-point scale - is worth nothing.
but i got to use the rarely-used second conditional case!
And the subjunctive. Do it in Spanish and I'll be impressed. I have an English major joke for you.

One will have never needed the future perfect tense in ones entire life.
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Postby sam » Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:59 am

You nerds can go paint the house with your robot friend. I'm quite proud of my final GPA of exactly 3.00 after two schools, two states, six years and 268 quarter credit hours.

Really though, congrats to all our achievers.


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