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James
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Postby James » Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:35 pm

i live 5 minutes from home. work knows this. bastards. coporate says we can go home at 2... but you bastards have to have your teevee so I'm here until normal time. in theory. i think i may go look out the window though.
Can't you just stick it on automated re-runs of 80s game shows and get the heck out? ;)
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zenmomma
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Postby zenmomma » Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:41 pm

Just checking out some web cams right now. Is everyone home safe and sound? It looks really hazy out. I'm watching NBC 5 Weather on the web. Woo.

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Postby ifihadahifi » Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:43 pm

I got to check out at 12:30 today. Came home, took a nap and now we are putting up the Christmas tree.

It's cozy as _____ up in here.

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Postby Irock » Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:46 pm

Working from home = Hour long nap and homemade potato soup.
And some work, too, for good measure.
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Postby squeezle » Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:48 pm

Now to just get squeezle home
well, if the person that scheduled a tutoring session with me tonight would get in contact with me i might have a better idea of when i could make it home. if she doesn't show then it serves her right to fail

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Postby Irock » Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:39 pm

squeez "its not like statistics is hard" le
The only class I ever failed.

i "but I did try and do it over a 5 week summer session while working full time" rock
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Postby Dalya » Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:37 am

almost died on the way to class tonight because fuck-head in pickup truck thought it would be a good idea to tailgait me right before a bridge then FLASHED HIS BRIGHTS AT ME because I was going 20 mph. luckily said idiot swerved into the next lane, on the bridge, then hit his breaks when he realized he was on ice, then swerved almost hitting someone else. He went a lot slower after that. he should have been a blow job.
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Postby roach » Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:43 pm

i live 5 minutes from home. work knows this. bastards. coporate says we can go home at 2... but you bastards have to have your teevee so I'm here until normal time. in theory. i think i may go look out the window though.
Can't you just stick it on automated re-runs of 80s game shows and get the heck out? ;)
i ended up leaving at 2. it was a good day.

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Postby ifihadahifi » Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:07 pm

I dared the kids to run through the snow/ice in their underoos last night. A dare wasn't quiet enough. So I had to up the stakes a bit.

It was two dollars well spent.

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Postby Kristen » Fri Dec 01, 2006 11:53 pm

i live 5 minutes from home. work knows this. bastards..
it seems as though you live 5 minutes from evvverywhere. no matter where im at in dallas with you, you claim that you live 5 minutes away, or a few blocks down. hahaha.

p.s. when i got out of school yesterday it was snowing. it was pretty neat.
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Postby Dalya » Sat Dec 02, 2006 12:44 am

i live 30 minutes away from everywhere.

"i expect you home in 30 minutes. everywhere in LA takes 30 minutes."

name that movie!!
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Postby Tracy » Sat Dec 02, 2006 1:34 am

I dared the kids to run through the snow/ice in their underoos last night. A dare wasn't quiet enough. So I had to up the stakes a bit.

It was two dollars well spent.
I was talking to my son at TCU yesterday on the telephone and as we were talking he said someone ran past his first floor dorm room window in their underwear.
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Postby ifihadahifi » Sun Dec 03, 2006 1:20 pm

I was talking to my son at TCU yesterday on the telephone and as we were talking he said someone ran past his first floor dorm room window in their underwear.
Well, this kind of weather happens about once a year... so you really have to take advantage of it when it finally arrives.

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Postby ChrisLovesYou » Sun Dec 03, 2006 4:20 pm

I dared the kids to run through the snow/ice in their underoos last night. A dare wasn't quiet enough. So I had to up the stakes a bit.

It was two dollars well spent.
I was talking to my son at TCU yesterday on the telephone and as we were talking he said someone ran past his first floor dorm room window in their underwear.
WE'RE GOING STREAKING

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