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portrait of the artist

Postby Dalya » Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:39 am

uuuuuugh the final chapter is like 100 pages. FUCK YOU JAMES JOYCE!!!!

also fuck you shakespeare cause i hate taming of the shrew and i have to read for the 2nd time.

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Postby rockfan » Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:43 pm

also fuck you shakespeare cause i hate taming of the shrew and i have to read for the 2nd time.

*flips off lit department*


There is a movie of "Taming of The Shrew" --it's got a lovely-looking and fiesty Elizabeth Taylor. It might help shorten your reading time. :twisted:
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Postby Rebecca » Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:44 pm

8am classes suck.

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Postby Irock » Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:01 pm

Shakespeare + 8am classes + James Joyce = still not as bad as Spanish 3 & 4 intensive. Actually, I love Shakespeare, I've read lots of it (includign Taming of the Shrew) on my own. Never could get through the Tempest in written form though.
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Re: portrait of the artist

Postby Dutch » Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:13 pm

uuuuuugh the final chapter is like 100 pages. FUCK YOU JAMES JOYCE!!!!
The whole book is like 100 pages!! Quitcher bitchin, smartie.

(ok, it's like 250, but still...)

Just kidding. I'm in short story hell right now.

Go listen to "Lovely Rita" (Meter Maid), and then all of Magical Mystery Tour. You'll feel better, I promise.

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Postby mr_j » Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:19 pm

you should read f. scott fitzgerald's The Crack-Up next. it's a fascinating portrait of a *real* artist. it's fascinating reading....

and where you been, st. francis?
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Re: portrait of the artist

Postby Dutch » Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:26 pm

I'm in short story hell right now.
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Postby eebs » Wed Sep 13, 2006 9:23 pm

FUCK YOU JAMES JOYCE!!!!
JAMES JOYCE IS FUCKING MY SISTER!!!!

must find that therapy cd...

ps - hope short story hell ends soon
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Postby squeezle » Wed Sep 13, 2006 11:06 pm

FUCK YOU JAMES JOYCE!!!!
JAMES JOYCE IS FUCKING MY SISTER!!!!

must find that therapy cd...

ps - hope short story hell ends soon
she's not you sister, she's you step-daughter.

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Postby mere1975 » Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:35 am

Go listen to "Lovely Rita" (Meter Maid), and then all of Magical Mystery Tour. You'll feel better, I promise.
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Postby eebs » Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:24 pm

FUCK YOU JAMES JOYCE!!!!
JAMES JOYCE IS FUCKING MY SISTER!!!!

must find that therapy cd...

ps - hope short story hell ends soon
she's not you sister, she's you step-daughter.

sheesh!
ummm i was quoting a song called 'potato junkie' by therapy. still haven't found the cd though :(
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Postby Dalya » Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:15 pm

oh my god, james joyce, why dont you be a little bit more paranoid about going to hell because you lost your virginity to a hooker. *rolls eyes* who hasn't, these days?

now i have to read a room of one's own by virginia wolf. and i still have to finish taming of the shrew for class tonight. arg.
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Postby squeezle » Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:18 pm

now i have to read a room of one's own by virginia wolf. and i still have to finish taming of the shrew for class tonight. arg.
we get it sis - college is hard :roll: now get back to studying slacker ;)
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Postby froggorino » Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:12 pm

be glad you are not majoring in sewer installation. or empire state building building (i'm hilarious, further noted as simply IH), slaughter-house-ology, or trkkin. all of these also known as a BFA.

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Postby Dutch » Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:46 am

be glad you are not majoring in sewer installation. or empire state building building (i'm hilarious, further noted as simply IH), slaughter-house-ology, or trkkin. all of these also known as a BFA.

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