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Postby mr_j » Wed Aug 16, 2006 6:34 pm

yeah, i miss elvis. especially the 'veronica'-era elvis.


do you miss elvis PRESLEY?
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Postby monet2u » Wed Aug 16, 2006 10:29 pm

pfft, there is only one Elvis....you bastard. :roll:




Wanna join me for a pilgrimage to Graceland for the 30th anniversary next year?

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Postby mere1975 » Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:59 am

Sure, if I can get one of those fried peanut butter & 'nanner sandwiches.

Do you know anyone named after a celebrity?

- Mere "my friend named her son Aaron because her husband 'loves Elvis,' but they spelled it a different way by accident" 1975

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Postby ifihadahifi » Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:56 pm

Leisel.

Without counting... do you know how many teeth you have?

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Postby Irock » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:48 pm

No.
120?
6?


Did I hear right on the news this morning that someone confessed to killing Jon Bennet??

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Postby squeezle » Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:00 pm

you heard right- and the arrested him in Thailand (the international capital of underaged sex slavery - don't get me started)


have you ever tried acupuncture? what for & what did you thing?

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Postby monet2u » Thu Aug 17, 2006 4:14 pm

yes, it was for...my overall health and my knees...I think it worked. I'd do it again.



Have you ever had those glass cups they suck onto your flesh? owie ow ow.

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Postby roach » Thu Aug 17, 2006 5:05 pm

no, but I once sucked on a glass over my mouth too hard and it hurt a little.

who invented pizza?

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Irock
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Postby Irock » Thu Aug 17, 2006 5:32 pm

Me.

Should eat all of these Soprano's-branded chocolate-covered espresso beans (they're called "Bada Beans!") now, or save some for later?

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Postby eebs » Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:13 pm

eat them all now is the best policy.

do you like the horrors?

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Postby ifihadahifi » Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:45 pm

I'm sorry but.... I DON'T SPEAK BRITISH!!!

What is the horrors?

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Postby aquaphase » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:07 pm

the horrors.... the horrors :D
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would bears on a plane be as scary as snakes?
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Postby squeezle » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:28 pm

yes! RAWR!!!!! i'm a bear



what's for breakfast?

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Postby ifihadahifi » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:50 pm

low fat cheesy eggs with hot sauce and a cup of coffee.

Do you think it's kind of ironic that my employer is kicking off a juvenile diabetes fund raiser with a root beer float party?

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Postby monet2u » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:56 pm

not if the rootbeer is diet and the ice cream is sugar free. otherwise, yes.





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