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ifihadahifi
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Postby ifihadahifi » Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:01 am

You have no idea.

Do you go numb later?

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froggorino
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Postby froggorino » Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:26 am

i wish.

like to swim in the ocean?

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eebs
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Postby eebs » Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:33 am

no, i'm a plain water and chlorine man. think it comes from a childhood phobia of stepping on things in the sea like pointy fish.

will i be late for work this morning?

ifihadahifi
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Postby ifihadahifi » Fri Aug 04, 2006 11:20 am

If you're asking, I'm guessing yes.

Can you get away with it?

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James
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Postby James » Fri Aug 04, 2006 11:43 am

I've been getting away with it aaaallll myyyyy liiiiiife.....getting away with it....

should i leave work early today?
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eebs
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Postby eebs » Fri Aug 04, 2006 11:56 am

yes, it's Friday and the taverns of Hitchin are calling.

(i wasn't late, arrived at 8.59 :D)

would you be missed if you bunked off work early?

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Postby monet2u » Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:15 pm

probably not, so I'm leaving at noon thirty;ok so I have a dr. appt.



How much time off do you get out work?

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James
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Postby James » Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:18 pm

30 days paid holiday plus six bank holidays, and whatever extra time I can get....

jealous?
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monet2u
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Postby monet2u » Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:21 pm

let me put it like this...... I hate you!* so that would be a big fat YES



is the "american dream" really worth missing out on 30 days off??? :cry:







*of course I do not really hate james...but damn, I'm jealous *shakes fist*

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Postby roach » Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:44 pm

my american dream consists of me living in a double wide in the desert working at a liquor store. i like my dream. but i sure would like some bank holidays and 15 more days off.

do you get high and set you goals low?

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froggorino
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Postby froggorino » Sun Aug 06, 2006 12:44 pm

yah, kind of. but then another word for that is acceptance.

what should i do to the next person who apologizes for interrupting me when i can damn well tell they are not sorry?

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Postby DP 2.5 » Sun Aug 06, 2006 3:41 pm

Let him know that you know he isn't being sincere, and tell him to cut out the bullshit. :?

Looks like a nice day out...Got any plans for today?
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Jan
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Postby Jan » Sun Aug 06, 2006 8:10 pm

I spent the weekend visiting my sister and my newborn nephew, so my plan for today is to chillax a bit.

Poo on a stick, or stick on a poo?

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Postby mr_j » Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:18 pm

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why do promising young dallas bands always get so terribly caught up in making money and then ultimately fail and disappoint their fanbase?
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Postby roach » Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:28 pm

because all they are is promising.

does the sun really like you?


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