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Postby mr_j » Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:55 pm

the right--BECAUSE THE FORK IS ALWAYS RIGHT!


so, how come i can't get a date?
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Postby froggorino » Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:57 pm

left, with the right hand over your heart.

what's on your mind?

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Postby squeezle » Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:11 pm

so, how come i can't get a date?
have you seen you?

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what's on your mind?
what to cook for dinner



so, how should i fix the chicken i have for dinner?

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Postby roach » Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:56 pm

you should make it tastey. with lemon and garlic.

can someone grab a couple steaks and meet me at my house?

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Postby mere1975 » Thu Aug 03, 2006 1:50 am

Sorry, I left class and I'm back up here at work for a few hours, before I go home and pack and leave for Chicago early, early, early tomorrow. No steak time for me and the Roach.

Will you take a raincheck?
and/or
Have you ever gotten a raincheck for a sold-out item at a store and gotten it later?

- Mere "seems like a cool deal, but I haven't ever done that" 1975

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Postby ifihadahifi » Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:48 am

No and no.

Hey, I'll be in Chicago in a about two weeks or so.

You want to leave something for me in a secret spot so I can retrieve it later?

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Postby eebs » Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:49 am

the ferrari is in location. marked with an x.

what 6 random numbers between 1 and 49 are you thinking of?

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Postby Irock » Thu Aug 03, 2006 1:48 pm

23, 34, 12, 45, 01, 14

If you win, will you share your jackpot with me?

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Postby roach » Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:58 pm

i won't share it as in give you 23$, but you will be at my parties. and that's like sharing.

why did it seem a good idea to go to the grapevine at midnight then come back to my house for tequila tasting and fireworks?

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Postby ifihadahifi » Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:20 pm

Because anything seems like a good idea when it involves tequila.

What were the chances that two forkers were sopped up in tequila on the exact same night?

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Postby squeezle » Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:22 pm

pretty damn good!


what is your standard hair care routine?

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Postby roach » Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:34 pm

the occasional wash will do.

why do i have cold flashes?

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Postby mr_j » Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:42 pm

that's what you get for getting naked in a meat locker!

which is better, Shasta or Fanta?


AND TO COMMENT ON SQUEEZLE'S COMMENT EARLIER:

i thought the CP look was this year's fashion trend!
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Postby ifihadahifi » Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:02 pm

Neither. I opt for a Nehi.

Do you have a temper?

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Postby roach » Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:08 pm

yeah, but it takes a bit for it to come out.

do things you don't normally feel freak you out when you do feel them?


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