Ask the Person Below You

[aquaphase]

I believe Dave did.

How many Newkies can I drink in one sitting?

[eebs]

1.

unless someone else goes to the bar / fridge to get you another one each time you finish the bottle, in which case i'd guess 10.

what's the best slayer lyric?

[mere1975]

I did a 15-second search and found this to be the best (worst) Slayer lyric:

Hit her car
Smash it up
Pull her out
Beat her up
Take her money
Run her down
Drive her face out of town
Drunk drivers against mad mothers

Seriously??? They took teen angst, senseless rebellion and political incorrectness to a new level by threatening Mothers Against Drunk Driving. I'm too old.


A kid in my high school had the almost-pentagram from No Mercy spray-painted on the hood of his car.

Question options:
a. Would you spray-paint your car, and if so, with what symbol or word?
b. Anyone seen Rubbs' car lately, and if so, does it still have the Spork logo painted on it?

- Mere "you may answer A or B" 1975

[monet2u]

I would possibly spray paint my car and it would be with TCB (Taking Care of Business...in a flash) That's and Elvis motto, you may have noticed him always wearing a TCB ring, or necklace (with bling of course).

anyway my new ride is turning into an homage to the King, I've added little Elvis touches everywhere (tasteful of course).


Do you put stickers on your car (even if new)?

[Rebecca]

I have a "KINKY FOR GOVERNOR - WHY THE HELL NOT?" sticker on my car right now. In general I think stickers are tacky, so I keep my car sticker-free, save for the occasional political race I actually care about.

Are you double-jointed? If so, where?

[froggorino]

used to be able to sit in the chinese split position and bend and extend the bottom part of my legs like windshield wipers. it was weird, and wore kind of a pattern in the oriental rug in the living room because i loved doing it while watching bugs bunny and eating carrots. but my right hip has been killing me lately, so it appears that i have gone from one extreme to the other flexibility wise.

ever built a privacy fence?

frog"doing one tomorrow around a quarter acre of land, and kinda scared"gy

[DP 2.5]

Can't say that I have...not literally, anyway. Think I have a built-in one, though. ^_^'

(edit. perhaps the third time's the charm ) ---> Have you ever written in a journal (offline) and actually kept up with it?

[Irock]

Sort of. I mean, i've had a journal since I was about 14 and I've never been very consistant about it, but I've never really stopped writing in it. Over the years entries become less and less frequent - about every six months or a year I do a catch up... It's more superficial these days (things I'm up to, plans I'm making), rather than the pouring-my-heart-out stuff I wrote as a teenager.

Remember the last time you poured your heart out? Were ya drunk?

[mr_j]

no, but i wish i had been. it woulda softened the heartbreak.

so, what's for lunch?

[katie]

a nectarine and some water. booooo diets.

kathy griffin: yay or nay?

[guseldorph]

nay. definately.


who was/is the best one man band? (my vote goes to the mountain goats)

[roach]

i like scott birham.

do they put something in mcdonalds burgers that make hangovers better?

[eebs]

it's all the vitamins and junk they fed the cows i reckon.

how can i get a record deal?

[mr_j]

why would you want a record deal? you're not a whore.

which is better: kiwi or ugli?

[eebs]

i wanted to see if this site had better advice than yahoo answers.... glad to say it does

anyway back to the question, kiwi. cos i likes me some kiwi fruit since i was back at school and we could buy them cheap while hanging out in town with the ladies.

which hand should one use when holding a fork to show support for the revolution?