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Postby monet2u » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:09 pm

point taken.
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Postby Dalya » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:16 pm

sorry, I didn't mean to hound you specifically, its just a really obnoxious aspect of our culture. at least to me. maybe if i didnt have all this worthless information about k fed floating around in my brain i could remember all the shit i need to know for my film test.

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Postby James » Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:05 am

come on people, this is actually pretty big news since we all know (very well) her life story.
we don't all know it... i think its sad that that people feel like they are entwined in the lives of all these pseudo-celebrities. its one thing to feel sad when robert altman dies -- he actually contributed something to the world. i'm not saying it doesnt matter that she died, because she's a person so it matters; but its ridiculous to feel like you've "lost" something unless you actually knew her. or, i guess, unless you really appreciated those trim spa ads?
Well, before all of this trim spa or whatever else, she contributed to mine and probably every other male my ages' fantasies. Before all the weirdness, she was a legit model and hotter than hot. The best thing about her though was that it was before all the size 0 bullshits; she had curves. Lots of them. You might say that's not a contribution toward society, but in my estimation, her look was far more realistic for women than the ridiculous models today portray, and well, when she appeared in Playboy, she did something for men worldwide that is an art in and of itself. I love Robert Altman but it's apples and oranges...
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Postby roach » Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:13 am

the reason she never meant shit to me was that she was blonde. never liked the blondes. unless they brought brown eyes to the table in which times I was a wounded kitten. Lucky for me, her eyes weren't the color of pretty.

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Postby Rubbs » Fri Feb 09, 2007 9:42 am

Don't we all wish our deaths would lead the evening news?
The spotlight that you hate, just might be the spotlight that you crave.





*rubbs idea for the day*
Updated "Lonely Hearts Cafe" a la Marilyn, James Dean, etc....
Kurt Cobain, Anna Nicole, Tupac, River Phoenix, Phil Hartman, Nicole Brown Simpson

*Another Recent Idea From Rubbs*
Super Bowl Pinatas---featuring teams and referees etc.
I like connecting things.
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Postby Irock » Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:47 pm

I blame Russian spies.
...hired by her step children.
her dead step children!!!
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,200824,00.html
Hoshit.
So who has / gets the money now?

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Postby aquaphase » Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:50 pm

In a wild twist of fate, the cash is now going to building the Anna Nicole wing onto the Bush Library.
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Postby Irock » Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:53 pm

btw, my friend Jimmy is having an Anna Nicole Smith Memorial BBQ this weekend. Which is awesome.

But to Dayla's point, Jimmy's also a serious (like, won game shows and shit) movie buff. He'd never compare her to Altman - it's just a different category ofcelebrity. Some celebrities we admire, others we remember because they make us feel better about ourselves by comparision. Don't tell me you've never watched an episode of Jerry Springer.

Wonder who Texas Monthly's gonna pick on now...
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Postby mr_j » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:49 pm

Wonder who Texas Monthly's gonna pick on now...
i think jessica simpson has been their whipping girl for years now...
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Postby Irock » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:59 pm

Wonder who Texas Monthly's gonna pick on now...
i think jessica simpson has been their whipping girl for years now...
Is she a Texan? I block shit like that out a lot. But Anna Nicole got the Bum Steer award more than anyone else ever. A quick search tells me the Simpson only made it once(?).
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Postby aquaphase » Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:10 pm

Jessica went to JJ Pierce High School in Richardson (which I can urinate on from my uncle's driveway... trust me).
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Postby roach » Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:18 pm

Jessica went to JJ Pierce High School in Richardson (which I can urinate on from my uncle's driveway... trust me).

where'd vsnilla ice go?
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Postby Tracy » Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:10 pm

Jessica went to JJ Pierce High School in Richardson (which I can urinate on from my uncle's driveway... trust me).

where'd vsnilla ice go?
You mean Rob Van Winkle? Wikipedia says he attended R L Turner.
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Postby roach » Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:13 pm

Jessica went to JJ Pierce High School in Richardson (which I can urinate on from my uncle's driveway... trust me).

where'd vsnilla ice go?
You mean Rob Van Winkle? Wikipedia says he attended R L Turner.
yep, that guy. He's so awesome. and so is youtube for letting me see those great videos.
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Postby mr_j » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:10 pm

Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband throws himself into the "i'm the baby daddy" ring
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