hahaha

[Dalya]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/54916

[mere1975]

"Here," said Frito-Lay CEO Al Carey as he disgustedly tossed a bag of the company's new Flat Earth-brand snack crisps onto the lectern...

- Mere "I love the idea of a bratty potato chip CEO" 1975

[Irock]

Frito-Lay delivery people drop off a "bunch of bullshit to some pricks somewhere."

I love The Onion.

[sam]

Your organization has chosen to limit viewing of this site (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/54916), due to the rating of its content (profanity,mature humor).

How about this for profanity, motherfucker.

[mr_j]

this is easily one of the funniest things I've seen in The Onion in a long, long time!

mr. '"Weren't Sun Chips healthy enough for you, you goddamn hippie bastards?" Carey added"' j

[Dalya]

i know!!!! haha hippie bastards. so true. fucking smelly hippies.

i havent looked at the onion in like a year but i thought that was so funny. another funny headline was something like "michigan unemployment rises due to the closings of several michigan unemployment offices"

also true. and funny.

[sam]

If you are looking for the closest actual thing to their fictional product, this would be it:

http://www.mealpack.com/products.html

It is, by far, the worste "food" experience I have ever had.