chinese man ruptures girlfriend's ear with passionate kiss.

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chinese man ruptures girlfriend's ear with passionate kiss.

Postby katie » Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:25 pm

dread stuff

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Re: chinese man ruptures girlfriend's ear with passionate kiss.

Postby Dalya » Wed Dec 24, 2008 7:03 pm

Lies. The eardrum is a membrane, not an actual fucking drum that can move around. It gets perforated or is fine. And it takes an insane cold and a plane to rupture an eardrum in the manner the good doctor described. Or an explosion. Or sharp object. I don't think a kiss can create the same pressure as a flight, but I'm no physicist.

What kind of kissing technique involves covering your girlfriends mouth and sucking so hard that you create a huge pressure change??

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Re: chinese man ruptures girlfriend's ear with passionate kiss.

Postby ChrisLovesYou » Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:21 pm

i have nearly been injured by kissing chinese girls, therefore i can empirically back up these trufax
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