another texas idiot bringing us down

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another texas idiot bringing us down

Postby roach » Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:27 pm

I think my favorite political story of the last week was the girl who was robbed and beat up and had a giant B carved in her cheek by a giant dark black man. because it turns out she made it all up. it's kind of like fake kidnapping a girl, chopping off your toe to send for ransom in hopes that losing a small toe is worth a big payout.
http://kdka.com/local/attack.McCain.Blo ... 47628.html

edit:she's actually from the north but moved to texas for college. carpet bagger.

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Re: another texas idiot bringing us down

Postby katie » Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:01 pm

carpet bagger.
racist.
dread stuff

NEW ETSY NEW ETSY NEW ETSY

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Re: another texas idiot bringing us down

Postby roach » Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:07 pm

carpet bagger.
racist.
i was talking about bush, not you... pedals1

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Re: another texas idiot bringing us down

Postby ifihadahifi » Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:26 pm

i was talking about bush
When are you not?

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Re: another texas idiot bringing us down

Postby ifihadahifi » Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:27 pm

i was talking about bush
When are you not?
Nevermind. That didn't make sense. I thought it said "I was thinking about bush"

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Re: another texas idiot bringing us down

Postby roach » Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:46 pm

i was talking about bush
When are you not?
Nevermind. That didn't make sense. I thought it said "I was thinking about bush"
I talk about it almost as much :)

anyone see the sarah silverman show last night? bush talk.

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Re: another texas idiot bringing us down

Postby Tracy » Sun Oct 26, 2008 1:56 am

I figured that had to be a made-up story.
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Re: another texas idiot bringing us down

Postby Dalya » Mon Oct 27, 2008 5:44 pm

I can't remember the last time someone used "carpet-bagger". Well done, Roach. 5 vocab bonus points.

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Re: another texas idiot bringing us down

Postby ChrisLovesYou » Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:30 pm

he turns to me and he says "why so conservative?" comes at me with the knife, "why so conservative?" pedals1
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