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Postby squeezle » Sun Apr 29, 2007 6:52 pm

yesterday i decided that birds' beaks are like having fingernails for lips - i though that would be odd
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Postby Jan » Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:21 pm

Giraffes on rollerskates are not as fun as horses on pogo sticks.
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Postby ifihadahifi » Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:41 pm

Babies either have hair or teeth. If a baby is bald.. it's got a nice set of choppers. If it's gummy it's sporting a terrific hairdo.
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Postby Dogatron » Thu May 17, 2007 10:10 am

women should have some sort of lower back clitoris so that spoon-humping could be a viable form of foreplay.
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Postby Sybil » Thu May 17, 2007 10:46 am

women should have some sort of lower back clitoris so that spoon-humping could be a viable form of foreplay.
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Postby monet2u » Thu May 17, 2007 1:21 pm

Getting up early is really no fun.
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