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If it looks like a fork and it quacks like a fork...

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Postby Dalya » Mon Nov 13, 2006 2:44 am

parents decided to move around all of our furniture and clean the attic, peeping in my room to ask if i wanted to keep some dumb chatchkie every 2 minutes. came to library. girl didn't turn off cell phone ringer. another guy talked on his phone for a full 2 minutes before someone yelled at him. shdgdfgfgfhrbfkfjrhegjkhjkg

I CANT THINK!!!!
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Postby Rebecca » Mon Nov 13, 2006 4:26 am

You want some of my ADD pills?
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Postby Dalya » Mon Nov 13, 2006 6:23 am

i have addy but it doesn't help with loud jews yacking in the next room or in the library.

*muffled through the wall* "SOL, YOURE BANGING THE DOORWAY! I JUST PAINTED THAT! GO SLOWER OR YOU'RE REPAINTING THIS WHOLE ROOM!"
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Postby Dogatron » Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:00 am

i have addy but it doesn't help with loud jews yacking in the next room or in the library.

*muffled through the wall* "SOL, YOURE BANGING THE DOORWAY! I JUST PAINTED THAT! GO SLOWER OR YOU'RE REPAINTING THIS WHOLE ROOM!"
go slower at what is the question we're all asking...
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Postby Irock » Mon Nov 13, 2006 3:29 pm

I feel you, I'm not ADD (I don't think) but I can't concentrate when there's noise, unless it's music that I already know well, so it blends into the background.

In Spanish class, the prof gives us group assignments, then everyone starts talking and I can't do anything at all.
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Postby Dalya » Tue Nov 14, 2006 11:48 pm

go slower at what is the question we're all asking...
STOP BEING GROSS
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Postby NerfHerder » Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:01 am

If you're not grosser than you've ever been before, Michael, you're fucking whipped.

BE GROSS. NOW.

-edit- You could maybe tell your own version of The Aristocrats?
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Postby Dogatron » Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:46 am

If you're not grosser than you've ever been before, Michael, you're fucking whipped.

BE GROSS. NOW.

-edit- You could maybe tell your own version of The Aristocrats?
it was dalya's mom who was getting whipped...their bedroom has more chains and leather than a slaughter house...

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Postby Dalya » Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:24 am

seriously stop.
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Postby NerfHerder » Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:46 am

n-naked old people j-jumping on trampolines?

b-breasts with so much s-sag that they knock everyone out?

After which, granny has her way with everyone.

Including...the dog?

Also her grandchildren. But they woke up near the end and played along so they could still get their quarter.
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Postby mere1975 » Wed Nov 15, 2006 1:10 pm

If you're not grosser than you've ever been before, Michael, you're fucking whipped.
"I'm afraid to laugh at Borat's jokes in front of my GIRLFRIEND!"

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Postby Phyllis » Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:57 pm

omg mere just pwned nerf
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Postby mere1975 » Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:51 pm

omg mere just pwned nerf
I ain't skeered.

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Postby Dalya » Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:15 pm

dont be. hes a little curly-haired aryan. PANSY.
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Postby NerfHerder » Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:03 pm

Is this how my glorious empire tumbles?
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