Ask the Person Below You

[ifihadahifi]

In Dallas, it's always about money.

What would be your first official act if you were President?

[eebs]

get pissed and.... oops what happens if i press that red button again.... oh dear, destroy the world. not the best start.

what job would you like in my new world order *




*pre world destruction of course...

[froggorino]

i've always wanted to try fluffing. senatorial fluffing. for 5,000 per 15 minute sesh.

if that were true, do you think it would mean that i have repressed desires to prostitute?

[Irock]

No, I don't think that.... But I don't know what fluffing is, unless it involves pillows.


What's fluffing?

[monet2u]

Fluffing involves a mouth on a penis preparing said penis for performance on film.



Was that too technical or not technical enough?

[roach]

It was technical enough for me, but I already knew what it was.


is a fluffer like an intern or do they get "face" time on film?

[monet2u]

Far as I know*...like an intern. Perhaps they can "work" their way up tho.





Did you know that tomorrow is the anniversary of Elvis' death?






I have now exhausted my knowlege of fluffers.

[ifihadahifi]

I did not know that. But I could tell you what I was doing and my babysitters name that night as it was announced on the evening news.
I think it's my first "where were you when.." memories.

Have you been late lately?

[roach]

2 hour lunch. that makes me 1 hour late.

was the frozen margarita invented at chuy's? or was it some other dallas joint?

[monet2u]

thank you google and wikipedia

First frozen margarita machine mix
The first frozen margarita machine mix was invented in 1971 for Dallas restaurant Marianos by chemist John Hogan. He was also recognized by the Smithsonian as the inventor of the frozen margarita machine. Mr. Hogan realized that pure cane sugar was the secret to obtaining a solution that would be consistent and enjoyable for the masses.

Which way do you drink yours?

[roach]

strong as fuck. rocks. salt.

do you like to take it?

[monet2u]

well I'd prefer to have it given to me.



is free always good?

[roach]

not always, but it makes it a little sweeter.

are you a history buff?

[mere1975]

No, but today, someone from here taught me that American buffalo soldiers used ashes to brush their teeth when they didn't have salt or baking soda.

Shouldn't we be talking about Hezbollah and Israel?

- Mere "please say no" 1975

[Rebecca]

No.


Am I a bad person for unintentionally tuning out when news about the Middle East and Iraq comes on NPR?