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Postby Phyllis » Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:38 pm

come to my house and kill this wasp for me please
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Postby mr_j » Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:41 pm

be nice to the wasp. they kill spiders.
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Postby Phyllis » Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:45 pm

yeah but they bother the fuck out of me so they deserve to die.
when you move to denton will you be my personal wasp killer?
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Postby ifihadahifi » Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:58 pm

But spiders kill all the other bugs.

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Postby mr_j » Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:59 pm

But spiders kill all the other bugs.
but all the other bugs aren't spiders.
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Postby monet2u » Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:56 pm

I'd be more worried about the next that must be lurking nearby there miss p. :?

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Postby lennon » Mon Jul 31, 2006 5:25 pm

DAMN! that complex is infested with all sorts of insects.

if i were you, i would watch out for the sand people or the boogeyman.

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Postby Phyllis » Mon Jul 31, 2006 6:18 pm

I KILLED IT! i think.
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Postby mr_j » Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:11 pm

I KILLED IT! i think.
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poor li'l wasp had a right to live.


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Postby roach » Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:31 pm

I KILLED IT! i think.
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poor li'l wasp had a right to live.


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Postby ifihadahifi » Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:42 pm

Ooh! If you could find a clown spider... you could have heebie-jeebied two forkers at once.

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Postby Devdog » Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:53 pm

Did you use the blowtorch or the 2 sticks of dynamite?
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Postby jbfromoc » Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:55 pm

Just be thankful that it was ONE wasp instead of:

Beekeeper Takes On 20,000 Wasps - With A Brush
Associated Press: Sunday, July 30, 2006

BERLIN — A German beekeeper attracted more than 20,000 wasps into his home when he brought his honeycombs indoors, but managed to escape injury, police said Sunday.

Police in the central city of Hildesheim said they were alerted to the 91-year-old man's predicament on Saturday afternoon by an observant neighbor.

The man had tried unsuccessfully to swat the insects toward the open window of his living room with a brush. Police called in a pest controller to deal with the swarm.
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Postby mr_j » Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:09 pm

Did you use the blowtorch or the 2 sticks of dynamite?
i killed a spider that was close to that size.

you know it's a big one when you hear it scream when you kill it.

i swear it....
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Postby roach » Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:40 pm

Did you use the blowtorch or the 2 sticks of dynamite?
i killed a spider that was close to that size.

you know it's a big one when you hear it scream when you kill it.

i swear it....
you sure it wasn't some kid in a halloween costume?


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