Forkers Central

what could have been the best they could have gotten out of the situation?


gunman "we want tickets to the final or you die!"

mayor "ok sir, here are your tickets, they're in the upper north stand, row 80, seats 14a and 14b"

gunman "thanks"

*cup final night*

policeman "you're fucking nicked mate"

http://sports.yahoo.com/sow/news?slug=r ... &type=lgns

I like how it says they demanded FREE tickets. that's usually how it goes when you got the gun.

man with gun "say, you think you could give me an employees discount on those tickets, that'd be swell"



no.