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if you see anyone celebrating a 21st birthday with their first 'legal' drink, this is what i was upto on the day they were born

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They'd have to have been backstage at that show to one-up you, old man.

I'd be embarassed to admit what I was doing 21 years ago.

Wow, I was just thinking about what I was doing 21 years ago. Exactly 21 years ago right this moment I was hung over as all hell from a day of drinking Budweiser with my Dad and had set part of ours and the neighbor's yard on fire. Good times.

Oh, and I was listening to a lot of Dead Kennedys, Black Flag & Suicidal Tendencies.

1990? Oooh geez. I was crushing on Donnie Wahlburg. I had his face on a mother fuckin beach towel, holla!

See what happens to us latch key kids without the proper guidance?

in 1990, i was in kindergarten. i liked finger painting and crawling into small spaces to read. not much different from how i am today.

I was riding around in a friend's car listening to Bohemian Rhapsody or the classic rock station, and probably driving slowly past the Wheaton Bowl (bowling alley) glass wall of windows to see if anyone we knew was hanging out near the Simpsons pinball machine. Wearing a Beatles t-shirt and light blue jeans with K-Swiss sneakers. Permed hair.

- Mere "probably rode my bike to marching band practice in the morning" 1975

I got my driving licence in 1990. I wore black a lot and got accused of doing lots of drugs, despite having never touched them to that point. I think that was also the year I figured out a lot of things, and a lot of people, were complete bullshits.

i hadn't kissed a girl yet. very awkward mullet. very awkward fashion, getting rid of the cavarichis(sp), probably some bugle boys and boat shoes or some shit. basically looking like vampire weekend, but less rape-y. c&c music factory was probably playing. and metallica.