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Let's start with the incindiary Kim Jung-mi who makes me wish I was born out of my time.



Now a clip of a performance by the Pearl Sisters from the movie 'Naeilui Paldogangsan' (Tomorrow's Korea)



A brief commerical break:



Finally, the Elder Statesman of Korean Psychedelic Rock, Shin Jung-Hyun. This guy still performs, he's like a glowing buddha with a stratocaster.



This is the real shit; it makes me nostalgic for things I can't even imagine being around for.

Did you know you are racist for not replying to this thread?

This is more seventies but it's still good. Actually, most of this is seventies. The sixties... never really happened in Korea.

What about the fifties?

What about the fifties?

Actually, this is the earliest Korean youtube I can find.



It's for booze.

I just want to talk about the commerical I posted for a bit because it confuses and disturbs me more each time I watch it.

I mean, we got anthropomorphic frogs, drunken sailors operating a vehicle under the influence, Hawaiian babes (?) in the same TV spot... oh, and a song. What the fuck?

I need Kim Jung-mi to sort my head out.



LOOK AT HER MOVES. there has never ever been a sexier living woman.
and now, Yoon Bock Hee's gonna give it to you hardcore old-school



Finally, flash-forward to the future of obscure Korean indie pop.

helpful tip: stop posting when you're high as a kite

helpful tip: stop posting when you're high as a kite

i just smokin some crazy blunts with my homeboy shin joong-hyun



watch that video, you'll learn some shit

and this one, i have never heard of this band before but they're pretty good

i am trippin' balls

i am trippin' balls

one fun thing to do while you are high is play pokemon while you listen to gangsta rap, because pokemon is all about the hustle. it's a very immersive experience

which pokemon? THERE ARE SO MANY

which pokemon? THERE ARE SO MANY

i'm playing Fire Red because it's familiar and doesn't confuse me too much

i always start with charmander because i like it when my life is difficult.

i started out with bulbasaur and nicknamed him 'ol dirty' and gave all my pokemon wu-tang clan nicknames until i ran out, now i encompass all hip-hop. i nicknamed the ghost one 'tupac'.

bulbapedia is increasingly becoming my favourite website on the internet. none of the ridiculous lists on wikipedia can compare to their list of reasons why it's so obvious misty like ash in the cartoon.

bulbasaur is cool but ivysaur and venasaur suck bawlz. charizard is where it's at. i never nicknamed my pokemon because only posers nickname their pokemon.

yeah boi i am callin' you out wassup