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The Cure are working with Ashlee Simpson on her next album.

that's just in poor taste. where's the barf emote when you need it.

Dear God. I hope he's getting at least a blow job out of it.

I've never NOT bought something he's released, but I guess there's a first time for everything.

Seriously, Jebus H. Christ.

I'm gonna assume it's a sick sad april fools joke....that's all I can think to make the world not seem so evil.

I would think it's a joke too except...

The story was posted April 2nd
and as far as setting a precedence for poor decision-making, on Dec. 9th the Cure did an MTV Unplugged appearance with Korn.

And, don't forget, Robert Smith appeared on the last Blink 182 record. I'm thinking someone is having a mid-life crisis.

robert smith also married amy and paul... maybe he's really pinching pennies these days.

robert smith also married amy and paul... maybe he's really pinching pennies these days.

That's right!

Married by Robert Smith on Paul and Linda McCartney's anniversary.

- Mere "Can't rock much more than that" 1975

robert smith also married amy and paul... maybe he's really pinching pennies these days.

Yeah, I thought that was awesome. We always refer to him as "robert-smith-from-the-cure."

We should have made him wear a big wig and I could have walked down the aisle to Love Cats.

ahahahahaha.

What the hell ass mother fuck?

I would think it's a joke too except...

The story was posted April 2nd
and as far as setting a precedence for poor decision-making, on Dec. 9th the Cure did an MTV Unplugged appearance with Korn.

who doesnt like a little korn with dinner.