Forkers Central

Posted: **Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:00 pm**

...and if you're a fag, he hates you too

brought to you by the new softer Hitler Youth!

Posted: **Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:15 pm**

Polyphonic Spree is listed under their "Gay Bands" list.

Posted: **Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:22 pm**

Polyphonic Spork is listed under their "Gay Bands" list.

I know...and Sufjan?

And no scissor sisters? How reliable is this list?

Posted: **Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:29 pm**

... but Cyndi Lauper is safe.

Posted: **Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:30 pm**

Wait a minute. This is real?

I'm not convinced it is but looking at the website... nothing tips it's hand that this is all tongue in cheek.

Posted: **Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:33 pm**

Wait a minute. This is real?

I'm not convinced it is but looking at the website... nothing tips it's hand that this is all tongue in cheek.

I've been trying to figure this out for days now. but if you look at www.donniedavies.com , it seems to lend it's hand to being real. but every time i hear the bruce hornsby-ish song, it makes me laugh so much I have to think it's a joke...someone email him and ask him if he's serious...

Posted: **Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:16 pm**

This is a riot. Are they serious?

Posted: **Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:18 pm**

OMK. I just watched the video. Bwahahahahaha!

Posted: **Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:22 pm**

C.H.O.P.S is the powerful new program developed by Christian Youth expert Donnie Davies. C.H.O.P.S stands for CHANGING HOMOSEXUALS into ORDINARY PEOPLE.

If you have been having feelings that you DO NOT want to have towards people of the same sex as you, then this is the program for you.

If you've been acting on those same feelings, then this is DEFINATELY the program you've been looking for.

One of the funniest things I've read in ages. Oh, and on the "gay bands" list I like how written next to Elton John is "really gay." Mwahahaha...

Posted: **Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:08 pm**

I haven't checked the link yet, but Howard Stern has had "the God Hates Fags people" on his show before because they are so preposterous.

- Mere "they played Family Feud against drag queens and won, dammit" 1975

Posted: **Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:23 pm**

Frank Sinatra - yeah, really gay

Wilco, uh huh?

METALLICA?

I am so confused. I guess the gay message of Metallica was so subtle I missed it altogether.

Sybil

Posted: **Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:54 pm**

Frank Sinatra - yeah, really gay
Wilco, uh huh?

METALLICA?

I am so confused. I guess the gay message of Metallica was so subtle I missed it altogether.

Sybil

They probably have faggery in their back-masking

Posted: **Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:51 am**

i love how it's BANDS TO WATCH OUT FOR.
like they're going to rape you in the ass while you're walking down the street.

THEY HAVE AN AGENDA.

Posted: **Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:57 am**

METALLICA?

Yeah, well... actually.... rumor has it...

Posted: **Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:09 am**

"Morrissey(?questionable?)"

QUESTIONABLE?!