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"So funny I forgot to laugh"
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:10 pm
by mere1975
A lady in the next row of cubicles actually just said that.
What's next, a 1976-era Steve Martin "Well, excuuuuuuuuuuse me!?"
- Mere "'Not.'" 1975
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:35 pm
by ree-ree
Or:
I know you are but what am I?
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:38 pm
by roach
hahaaha that's awesome.
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:58 pm
by Irock
Last week, we were trying to figure out how to build a system to implement some insane person's crack head scheme, and he started to loose patience while we were talking through it. He said:
"Look, I don't care how the sausage gets made...."
EEEEEWWW!
So now we're making up new pork product-related acronyms for everything.
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:11 pm
by mere1975
"Look, I don't care how the sausage gets made...."
My (cool) cube neighbor just said she heard that phrase on TV last week and also got skeeved out. Your coworker must have been watching the same show.
- Mere "I'm going to say, 'I don't care whether you smoke the bacon or maple-cure it, as long as I get two strips next to my scrambled eggs.'" 1975
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:26 pm
by aquaphase
I like smoked bacon. It's just hard to keep lit.
Badum-bum.
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:49 pm
by mere1975
(Not sure what in hell this is, but it came up when I searched for an image of 'bacon' and 'cigarette' -- and it has a fork, I think, so here you go.)
- Mere "
" 1975
Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 9:49 pm
by zenmomma
Its actually a toast holder... we use ours to hold mail.
Funny that its (International) bacon.
Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 12:24 am
by mere1975
Its actually a toast holder... we use ours to hold mail.
So is it like a giant hair clip, kinda?
- Mere "cool, I need a toast holder" 1975
Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 6:14 pm
by Steveums
Its actually a toast holder... we use ours to hold mail.
So is it like a giant hair clip, kinda?
- Mere "cool, I need a toast holder" 1975
it's a toast
rack, actually. silly foreigners
it's less like a hairclip and more like
this (the british shoppe!
)
Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 6:22 pm
by mere1975
more like
this (the british shoppe!
)
My mom had a brass one that we used for mail growing up!
- Mere "I should put toast in it -- I bet they still have it in their office" 1975
Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 9:22 pm
by Jan
Or:
I know you are but what am I?
Shame shame, know yr name.
Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:07 pm
by jbfromoc
Or:
I know you are but what am I?
Shame shame, know yr name.
Up your nose with a rubber hose.
Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 11:02 pm
by sam
Overdone, and possible redundant, eh forkers:
Gag me with a spoon
I mean, of course a spoon would cause you to gag, if you still have the gag reflex.
Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 1:35 pm
by ifihadahifi
Its actually a toast holder... we use ours to hold mail.
So is it like a giant hair clip, kinda?
- Mere "cool, I need a toast holder" 1975
it's a toast
rack, actually. silly foreigners
it's less like a hairclip and more like
this (the british shoppe!
)
Okay, I might put together a convincing argument that it's actually a mail organizer and the British are the silly ones.
Y'all do all kinds of
weird things with toast.
