Forkers Central

I made a new friend today.



THE FANTASY REALM KEEPER

if squeezle were here
i'm sure she'd agree
that dude needs to get laid
way way way way way more than me!

He can use his magick powers to conjure a pussy whenever he wants, man.

yes, but the powers that be have a keen sense of humor, so that whenever he does conjur up some pussy, the pussy always looks just like him.

that, or they give him extra-strength hand power.

that's a guy? how can you be sure?

if squeezle were here
i'm sure she'd agree
that dude needs to get laid
way way way way way more than me!

.....and

now i am here
and i do agree
that guy needs a lay
but so you yee!

are you likely to get laid with a bunch of pokemon cards stuck to your wall?

are you likely to get laid with a bunch of pokemon cards stuck to your wall?

hell, it worked for me

are you likely to get laid with a bunch of pokemon cards stuck to your wall?

*cough*

Stephen excepted.

Moving on, his page must be viewed to be truly believed.

He likes Dave Matthews Band? WTF?


Also, all his top 8 girlfriends look pretty amazing too.

he's cool for having a pokemon wall.

p.s.

everyone at my school would shit their pants if they saw this:

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL

he's cool for having a pokemon wall.

p.s.

everyone at my school would shit their pants if they saw this:

half the people at my school look like that

oh hey

me just thought yew were cute

so me added yew

teehehe

Boy, he really does need to get laid.

oh hey

me just thought yew were cute

so me added yew

teehehe

Boy, he really does need to get laid.

and apparently you're his mark...hahahaha