What I like about myspace, pt. 2

[ChrisLovesYou]

I made a new friend today.



THE FANTASY REALM KEEPER

[mr_j]

if squeezle were here
i'm sure she'd agree
that dude needs to get laid
way way way way way more than me!

[ChrisLovesYou]

He can use his magick powers to conjure a pussy whenever he wants, man.

[mr_j]

yes, but the powers that be have a keen sense of humor, so that whenever he does conjur up some pussy, the pussy always looks just like him.

that, or they give him extra-strength hand power.

[squeezle]

that's a guy? how can you be sure?

if squeezle were here
i'm sure she'd agree
that dude needs to get laid
way way way way way more than me!

.....and

now i am here
and i do agree
that guy needs a lay
but so you yee!

[eebs]

are you likely to get laid with a bunch of pokemon cards stuck to your wall?

[aquaphase]

are you likely to get laid with a bunch of pokemon cards stuck to your wall?

hell, it worked for me

[stephen]

are you likely to get laid with a bunch of pokemon cards stuck to your wall?

*cough*

[ChrisLovesYou]

Stephen excepted.

Moving on, his page must be viewed to be truly believed.

[Rebecca]

He likes Dave Matthews Band? WTF?


Also, all his top 8 girlfriends look pretty amazing too.

[Phyllis]

he's cool for having a pokemon wall.

p.s.

everyone at my school would shit their pants if they saw this:

[brine]

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL

[stephen]

he's cool for having a pokemon wall.

p.s.

everyone at my school would shit their pants if they saw this:

half the people at my school look like that

[ChrisLovesYou]

oh hey

me just thought yew were cute

so me added yew

teehehe

Boy, he really does need to get laid.

[monet2u]

oh hey

me just thought yew were cute

so me added yew

teehehe

Boy, he really does need to get laid.

and apparently you're his mark...hahahaha