I am not making this up

[mere1975]

Someone pooped at the top of the steps in our office building today.











- Mere "swear to K" 1975

[Phyllis]

AHAHAHAHHA.

[ree-ree]

Whoa!
That's fucked up!


Reminds of the story where Jack went into the men's room in his building and there were tons of dried boogers wiped on the wall next to the urinal.

Excuse me...now, I'm feeling ill.

[NerfHerder]

I don't see anything special about this. I mean, where do you poop? In the bathroom, like an animal? When my bowels ring out like the sirens of Titan, i answer with a resounding squat, wherever I may be!

I've pooped on the Taj Mahal.

[Phyllis]

wait

did you see them do it? or did you just see the evidence?

[mr_j]

that's a real shitty thing to do.

[froggorino]

Someone pooped at the top of the steps in our office building today.











- Mere "swear to K" 1975

inside the building or outside of it? and did you make the discovery or what? story please.

[mere1975]

did you see them do it?

No, thank God, but that would have been even funnier/more bizarre.


or did you just see the evidence?

Evidence only.


inside the building or outside of it?

Inside, on the landing at the top of the steps to the third floor, where the executive offices are (along with lots of other groups.) It was also tracked down 7-8 steps.


and did you make the discovery or what?
story please.

I imagine other people saw it. I mean, it looked like someone had stepped in it. But when I saw it on my way to lunch, my boss called building maintenance for them to clean it up. "Poop clean up on aisle 9."

She kept making a sad face and saying it was so tragic, and was convinced someone had an accident. It didn't look like an accident to me. Really, it looked more like a dog had taken a dump, and someone tried to wipe it off of their shoe in a few different places, but ended up tracking it down a few stairs.

It.

Was.

Gross.

- Mere "but all afternoon, my friend and I have been sending each other messages -- 'ohhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiit' and 'holy crap' and 'I'm not shitting you' -- really mature stuff like that" 1975

[sam]

Near the executives? Maybe a parting shot from a disgruntled employee.

I once walked into the bathroom in junior high and there was a big turd sitting right in the middle of the floor, but that was junior high.

[IAmEllie]

ewww, this reminds me of when there was a time at work where someone pooed just outside the back kitchen door. and i once got told about someone who had a grudge against them and they pooed on the bonnet of their car... some people have real poo issues

but inside? that's absolutely grimsville!

[ChrisLovesYou]

Poo at work is awesome

[kip]

Poo at work is awesome

so very awesome!

I feel sorry for the person with poo on their shoe!

[aquaphase]

OK, wait for it... get ready....


You are shitting me.



Tah dah!!!

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.

[Dogatron]

OK, wait for it... get ready....


You are shitting me.



Tah dah!!!

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.

yeah, someone needs to kick the shit out of who ever did that...oh.

[mere1975]

I am not bullshittsing you.

- Mere "that kind of inconsideration for coworkers bugs the crap out of me" 1975