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"I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion. [The reason is] because I want to take a brain bath. It’s like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself," - musician John Mayer.

I'm starting to think that this Mayer guy's quirkiness is deliberate and carefully crafted.

he's probably hired someone to do his twitter. he doesn't look that cool/hip/smart/funny

i dunno, guys, mayer kind of seemed like the jam on fantasy factory. he came off to me as a goofy, rambunctious stoner. and though he sings some stupid pussy songs, his voice is pretty.

He's dreamy.

There, I said it.

I don't really care if he's a douche or thinks he's funnier than he really is. I think I am funnier than I really am, so we're alike in that way.

- Mere "it's ok, Sam thinks some famous ladies are hot, too" 1975

He was great in his role on Chappelle's Show!

mr "Yo, shut the fuck up, man!" j

yeah, i don't think his hotness is in question at ALL. dude is sexy.