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oh my god

i sold every waking moment of what was going to be the best summer of my life for $4000 over several bi-weekly installment payments

i have nothing else to show for it, learned nothing and never want to see any of my coworkers again

i have eight days left, during which we have to put together a battle of the bands with no equipment and no budget

i finally realized work is suicide

today, my boy, you became a man

At least you're working on some battle of the bands!

Here's me.

i have eight days left, during which we have to put together AN EMPLOYEE AWARDS EVENT with no equipment and no budget

or

i have eight days left, during which we have to put together A PUBLICATION THAT NO ONE WILL READ with no equipment and no budget

or

i have eight days left, during which we have to put together A REPORT ON WRONG-WAY DRIVERS with no equipment and no budget

. . . and I have a "fun job."

Sorry.

- Mere "and mine is not just a summer, it has been 13 years" 1975