Forkers Central

looks like the spree's posting anonymously and talkin' shit about forkers...

Where?

http://www.thefragilearmy.com

'if you want to bitch and complain...go stick a 'fork' in it'

oh man, I thought this was gonna be about the ben harper song...Well, Well, Well....damn you *shakes fist*

i miss the days when there was far less drama.

i miss the days when there was far less drama.

I dig it. I don't have the energy to keep up with my own drama

i miss the days when there was far less drama.

why don't you go do some gardening.

It annoys me that some people talk about Forkers like it was started to protest the Spork, or something.

- Mere "it was started because of baked potatoes, not baby-voice choirs" 1975

It annoys me that some people talk about Forkers like it was started to protest the Spork, or something.

- Mere "it was started because of baked potatoes, not baby-voice choirs" 1975

i've heard it said that if you can remember the moment the Forkers was born, then you weren't really there.

mister "its amazing the concepts that are borne out of drunken ramblings: French Revolution, Forkers, and Flaming Homers are but three that come to mind" joseph

It annoys me that some people talk about Forkers like it was started to protest the Spork, or something.

- Mere "it was started because of baked potatoes, not baby-voice choirs" 1975

i've heard it said that if you can remember the moment the Forkers was born, then you weren't really there.

mister "its amazing the concepts that are borne out of drunken ramblings: French Revolution, Forkers, and Flaming Homers are but three that come to mind" joseph

Indeed.

(but we really don't want to get associated with a certain Putsch that also was born of drunken rabble-rousing)

what mere said. for fuck's sake. man.