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...it's the right thing to do.

Dear Jack White,

I'm sorry I ever doubted you.

Love and kisses,
Fluffy

it is like one of those family circus things where they follow ummmmmm billy around

it is a pretty cool add. now I must go buy a coke.

I LOVE IT!!

- Mere "karma illustrated" 1975

pretty cool? dammit, this is the best coke ad since all those hippies gathered on that hilltop...

And I still wish he hadn't done it
It shows how good he's got the pop inside him though.

He's no Barry Manilow. But that's a good thing. Maybe he'll stop after this one.

Am I the only who is disappointed it wasn't a video of Jack White snorting coke off of a hooker fisting a donkey?

Am I the only who is disappointed it wasn't a video of Jack White snorting coke off of a hooker fisting a donkey?

no. no you're not.

And I still wish he hadn't done it
It shows how good he's got the pop inside him though.

Unfortunately, Coke has lots and lots of money and all he had to do was write that short little song to get it. The Shins have been on a McDonalds Commercial, and well, spork was all over that Sainsbury's ad. Aerosmith was in a Gap commercial. That's the reality.

But you have the power to not drink Coke.

I feel all dirty after watching that...

Unfortunately, Coke has lots and lots of money and all he had to do was write that short little song to get it. The Shins have been on a McDonalds Commercial, and well, spork was all over that Sainsbury's ad. Aerosmith was in a Gap commercial. That's the reality.

But you have the power to not drink Coke.

It's not the fact that it's a commercial, it's the fact that it's Coke. Sainsbury's is just a supermarket that isn't doing very well. Coke is a monopolising money-grabbing behemoth, like McDonald's. The fact that he's obviously worked towards the ad rather than just having a song of his licensed for it also makes it a bit worse. Oh well. I haven't bothered to think of Jack as a good man since the whole Stollmeister punchup (and the horrible haircut he was wearing at the time ). So long as he still makes incredible music.

will the confession that i've never heard an entire white stripes record be met with the same shock and amazement that met my confession about the soft bulletin?

I feel all dirty after watching that...

That's why I haven't brought myself to watch it.

Today isn't a good day.

And I don't have time for a shower.

will the confession that i've never heard an entire white stripes record be met with the same shock and amazement that met my confession about the soft bulletin?

(god that's a doofy looking smiley)