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Would you start with the head, the tail or the paws?

- Mere "like a chocolate Easter bunny" 1975

omg is that the smallest dog on the planet? I am a bit hungry, but I'll just have the bun thanks.

mmmm, Valentine calf.

oh, i've eaten dog

oh, i've eaten dog

Did it taste smart? Sentient, even?

oh, i've eaten dog

Did it taste smart? Sentient, even?

it tasted like an animal that had been killed, cooked and put into a stew

i hear it makes you more virile though i can't say if it's true

Not really related... apart from being a picture of an animal:



Firefighter helped this Koala during the fires in Australia.

i think my ovaries just released 30 eggs when i saw that picture.

why are they so strange and cute?

i think my ovaries just released 30 eggs when i saw that picture.

why are they so strange and cute?

It is due to their evolutionary superiority to humans: having two thumbs on each hand.

i think my ovaries just released 30 eggs when i saw that picture.

why are they so strange and cute?

It is due to their evolutionary superiority to humans: having two thumbs on each hand.

Then why did the koala lure that firefighter in? What evil plans does he have?

I felt something close to a human emotion when I saw this photograph:

I ate a hot dog wrapped in bacon tonight after the club....it just had to be done. It didn't look anything like that first pic tho and it was super tasty with the works....mustard mayo ketchup, jalapenos, grilled onions.

That second koala looks like he's an old hairy guy trying to entise you to join him in a hot tub. The first one just makes me sad though. Think how desparate the poor thing has to be to take water from a human, poor baby.