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Ty Toy Company makes Sasha & Malia dolls, did you guys see this?

"Somehow there was a misunderstanding," the spokeswoman said.

pfft, they misunderstood that the president's kids aren't the same as those fame-whoring Mousekateers? Or they forgot that their mom was a lawyer?

Sigh. I'm sure the dolls will sell like hotcakes.

I saw that and said to my daughter, "That really is creepy."

as a result of the Ty hullaballoo, David Horvath (Uglydolls) has taken down the news coverage he and his product got from last week. He didn't want to get accused of trying to profit from the girls being a fan. People, in general, suck.

People, in general, suck.

Yeah, but have you tried them with onions and mushrooms? It's much, much better that way.

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