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...discuss which historical figure they'd want to be. and I think franken won that round.

real talk, ann coulter is secretly a far-left liberal who fakes being a fascist for ca$$$h

i don't even have to watch that to know that coulter is a loser who sucks dicks. franken is made of 100% USDA prime win.

She has seriously claimed that McCarthy is a victim of the leftist agenda.

Also, something I "learned" this week - she's honestly, seriously supposed to be a satirist? I say "learned" because it's what I was told - and what I actually watched her say - but I'm still having a really hard time believing it. She's actually supposed to be funny? Fox's answer to Stewart? Is this true?
I would wonder if it's just her poletics that makes me blind to her humor, but I've always thought Limbaugh was pretty amusing - at least there are times I knew he was joking. But this woman? I've never seen / heard anything from her that had anything in common with what I understand to be the definition of comedy or satire.

In the great words of Inigo Montoya, "You keep using this word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

you know when you're with a gathering of people talkin' and someone says something off the wall weird/crazy/offensive and it totally offends everyone but then the person, to avoid being labeled a racist/bigot/fascist/asshole, plays it off like they were joking initially but they totally weren't?

that's what ann coulter is doing by claiming she is a "satirist." even if she is a satirist, which she isn't, then she's DOIN IT WRONG.