finally, real life is getting closer and closer to the future i envisioned in my unpublished screenplay, cyber-sluts 5: the rape of beta sector
Re: robot girlfriend
Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:46 pm
by Phyllis
Aiko doesn't need holidays, food or rest, and will work almost 24 hours a day. She is the perfect woman.
go to hell you shitty nerd and have fun with a robot because a robot is the only thing that will have sex with you ever you pervert. why can't you buy a blow up doll like everyone else god damn.
Re: robot girlfriend
Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 8:06 pm
by ChrisLovesYou
Aiko doesn't need holidays, food or rest, and will work almost 24 hours a day. She is the perfect woman.
go to hell you shitty nerd and have fun with a robot because a robot is the only thing that will have sex with you ever you pervert. why can't you buy a blow up doll like everyone else god damn.
because a blowup doll can't butter your toast with canadian engineering precision. come on, this story is cute.
Re: robot girlfriend
Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 8:07 pm
by ChrisLovesYou
p.s. project aiko website is for experts only, feminists are advised to browse in pairs for your safety
Aiko's future abilities:
1. Facial Expressions
2. Make tea and coffee
3. Feed me sushi
4. Make simple breakfast: eggs and bacon
5. If I lie my head down on Aiko lap, have her clean my ears with a Q-tip.
6. Ability to massage my shoulders and neck.
7. Able to do print and write
8. Clean the windows
9. Dust the shelves
10. Clean my toilet. (I hate cleaning the bathroom, might as well have someone else do it for me)
Re: robot girlfriend
Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 8:49 pm
by Phyllis
what a fucking asshole
"i made a robot that can clean my toilet and feed me food SHE IS THE PERFECT WOMAN!!!!1"
Re: robot girlfriend
Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 8:59 pm
by ChrisLovesYou
i'd say that any woman that would clean my toilet and feed me is pretty cool too
i'd say that, but you'd castrate me
Re: robot girlfriend
Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:53 pm
by ChrisLovesYou
this gets more terrifying the more i read about it, actually
Re: robot girlfriend
Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 12:06 am
by monet2u
ok that's creepy.
and she's in a wheel chair, that sounds like a fetish or something.
again I say creepy on many levels.
Re: robot girlfriend
Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 4:14 pm
by Jan
It is just too weird to describe.
Re: robot girlfriend
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 10:51 pm
by jen
ok, but if i had a guy who would do all of those things, it'd be pretty bad ass....
Re: robot girlfriend
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:21 pm
by aquaphase
obviously you don't have your James trained correctly.
Re: robot girlfriend
Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:10 pm
by jen
obviously you don't have your James trained correctly.