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breaking news: getting pathetically drunk because you are in a self-destructive mood is a dumb idea. throwing up in front of your new girlfriend is also bad. being unable to communicate about percieved problems in your relationship will exacerbate this.

what have i learned?



only nixon could go to china.

from that picture, i think she's a white girl with asian features who is playing the 'me no speakie english' card, which, for me, reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Jerry thinks he's getting some hot asian action from a lady on the phone named Donna Chang but she's actually Caucasian--much to everyone's disappointment

mr. "but she did say 'ridicurous' j

from that picture, i think she's a white girl with asian features who is playing the 'me no speakie english' card, which, for me, reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Jerry thinks he's getting some hot asian action from a lady on the phone named Donna Chang but she's actually Caucasian--much to everyone's disappointment

mr. "but she did say 'ridicurous' j

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she is legitimately asian; all her friends are mainland chinese or at least korean. i think i am the only exception.

i love that episode of seinfeld, thought.

Um, is it just me or did you forget to tell us her name? This does not bode well, caucasian.

You should definitely ask about the polka dots. And report back because I want to know.

i "she's purdy." rock

p.s. did the boxer rebellion involve dogs? Because we're considering getting a puppy and I don't want anything rebellious.

how do you communicate? she barely speaks english and last time i checked you don't speak chinese. so what the hale

Um, is it just me or did you forget to tell us her name? This does not bode well, caucasian.

You should definitely ask about the polka dots. And report back because I want to know.

i "she's purdy." rock

p.s. did the boxer rebellion involve dogs? Because we're considering getting a puppy and I don't want anything rebellious.

i am trying to protect her identity, or something. i don't know. actually, her english name is maggie.

the boxer rebellion involved the colonial forces of eight countries in china fighting a bunch of guys who believed that god would come down from heaven and stop the bullets

how do you communicate? she barely speaks english and last time i checked you don't speak chinese. so what the hale

she's actually pretty good at english but i think she lacks self-confidence

how do you communicate? she barely speaks english and last time i checked you don't speak chinese. so what the hale

she's actually pretty good at english but i think she lacks self-confidence

here's to her saying 'too beaucoup,' that's a very good thing indeed.

either you are a brilliant satirist, or very, very weird.

come to think of it, it could be both.

you sure she's your gf, because why would she date the big white guy? (not racist)

發狂皤霸主

花瓣一 =

I want to believe Mr. J can read and write Chinese fluently.

Traditional Chinese, no less.

i lol'd

I want to believe Mr. J can read and write Chinese fluently.

Traditional Chinese, no less.

吾庶室教導一切予要有

how's this going?

mr 'i find westaway's situation much more interesting than the 2008 election' j

how's this going?

mr 'i find westaway's situation much more interesting than the 2008 election' j

sticking your head in the sand won't make it go away.