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All I need is a Giraffe and 2 pairs of rollerskates.

Giraffe + (rollerskates * 2 ) = Lots of crazy hi jinks

Now, where to go about buying or possibly renting a Giraffe. I feel that the rollerskates will not be too hard to come by, but I will have to research the size of a Giraffe's feet.

I don't know about renting or buying... but I know where you can steal one.

if you can't get a giraffe you can always try Danny...his gingerness could lead to lots of crazy hijinx

After completing this experiment, you could also add "Giraffe Wrangler" to the resume. That should stand out on Monster.

if you can't get a giraffe you can always try Danny...his gingerness could lead to lots of crazy hijinx

I'm gonna start a campaign in the UK to stop the ginger hating...for shame.